Vandalism

Pumpkin, cinnamon, clove, cream, nutmeg, plum, cherry, cedar, and vanilla — a fall fragrance bold enough to leave a mark.

4 products

  • Vandalism Scented Candle - Presumed Innoscent - Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz Vandalism Scented Candle - Presumed Innoscent - Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz

    Vandalism Scented Candle

    1 review

    Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent.  Thoughtful gift for criminals. Great gift for law enforcement and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Shipping available worldwide, and in stock at the following locations! Hanover Place (Downtown Fredericksburg VA) Del Ray Vintage & Flea Market Find our full calendar of in person events here: Find Us!

    $8.00 - $24.00

  • Vandalism Exhibit: Vintage ceramic kitchen canister with fruit motif - Presumed Innoscent Vandalism Exhibit: Vintage ceramic kitchen canister with fruit motif - Presumed Innoscent

    Vandalism Exhibit: Vintage ceramic kitchen canister with fruit motif

    Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent.  Thoughtful gift for criminals. Great gift for law enforcement and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Shipping available worldwide, and in stock at the following locations! Hanover Place (Downtown Fredericksburg VA) Del Ray Vintage & Flea Market Find our full calendar of in person events here: Find Us!

    $38.00

  • Vandalism 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Vandalism 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Vandalism 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent.  Perfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use

    $5.00

  • Vandalism Room Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent Vandalism Room Spray 4 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Vandalism Room Spray

    Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

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