Cider, pumpkin, and warm spice come together for the coziest season of the year. If you start lighting candles the moment it hits 65 degrees, this collection is for you.
Fall & Spice
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Indecent Exposure Scented Candle
Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. For anyone who loves mulled cider, and a funny fall gift for lawyers and police officers. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs
$8.00 - $24.00
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Vandalism Scented Candle
Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent. For anyone who loves pumpkin spice, and a fall gift for law enforcement and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs
$8.00 - $24.00
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Indecent Exposure Soap Bar
Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. For anyone who loves mulled cider, and a funny fall gift for lawyers and police officers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK
$6.00
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Vandalism Room and Fabric Spray
Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent. For anyone who loves pumpkin spice, and a fall gift for law enforcement and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.
$8.00 - $14.00
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Indecent Exposure 6pc Wax Melt
Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. For anyone who loves mulled cider, and a funny fall gift for lawyers and police officers. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.
$5.00
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Vandalism 6pc Wax Melt
Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent. For anyone who loves pumpkin spice, and a fall gift for law enforcement and lawyers. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.
$5.00
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Indecent Exposure Room and Fabric Spray
Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. For anyone who loves mulled cider, and a funny fall gift for lawyers and police officers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.
$8.00 - $14.00
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Indecent Exposure Aloe & Shea Lotion
Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. For anyone who loves mulled cider, and a funny fall gift for lawyers and police officers. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.
$12.00
