Failure to Appear

Cardamom, orange peel, musk, amber, palm, and sea salt for a warm day at the beach — which is exactly where the defendant was instead of court.

5 products

  • Failure to Appear Scented Candle - Presumed Innoscent Failure to Appear Scented Candle - Presumed Innoscent

    Failure to Appear Scented Candle

    Notes: Cardamom, Orange Peel, Musk, Amber, Palm, Sea Salt Suspect Description: Defendant phoned the clerk at 8:55 a.m. to say they were “five minutes away.” That was in March. For anyone who would rather be at the beach, and a gift for criminal defense lawyers and bail bondsmen. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

    $8.00 - $24.00

  • Failure to Appear Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent Failure to Appear Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent

    Failure to Appear Soap Bar

    Notes: Cardamom, Orange Peel, Musk, Amber, Palm, Sea Salt Suspect Description: Defendant phoned the clerk at 8:55 a.m. to say they were “five minutes away.” That was in March. For anyone who loves a warm, sun-soaked beach scent, and a gift for defense attorneys, court clerks, bailiffs and bail bondsmen. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK

    $6.00

  • Failure to Appear Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent Failure to Appear Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent

    Failure to Appear Room and Fabric Spray

    Notes: Cardamom, Orange Peel, Musk, Amber, Palm, Sea Salt Suspect Description: Defendant phoned the clerk at 8:55 a.m. to say they were “five minutes away.” That was in March. For anyone who loves a warm, sun-soaked beach scent, and a gift for defense attorneys, court clerks, bailiffs and bail bondsmen. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Failure to Appear Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent Failure to Appear Aloe & Shea Lotion - group photo - Presumed Innoscent

    Failure to Appear Aloe & Shea Lotion

    Notes: Cardamom, Orange Peel, Musk, Amber, Palm, Sea Salt Suspect Description: Defendant phoned the clerk at 8:55 a.m. to say they were “five minutes away.” That was in March. For anyone who loves a warm, sun-soaked beach scent, and a gift for defense attorneys, court clerks, bailiffs and bail bondsmen. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

    $12.00

  • Failure to Appear 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Failure to Appear 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Failure to Appear 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Cardamom, Orange Peel, Musk, Amber, Palm, Sea Salt Suspect Description: Defendant phoned the clerk at 8:55 a.m. to say they were “five minutes away.” That was in March. For anyone who loves a warm, sun-soaked beach scent, and a gift for defense attorneys, court clerks, bailiffs and bail bondsmen. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

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