Gifts for Accountants & CPAs

Two scents every accountant, CPA, auditor, bookkeeper and compliance officer will appreciate, because they've spent a career making sure neither one happens. Embezzlement is mango, pineapple, citrus, peach and sandalwood: a tropical vacation somebody else paid for. Money Laundering is fresh linen, citrus and clean cotton, as clean as the books are supposed to be.

Both come as a 100% American-grown soy candle, wax melts and a room and fabric spray, and Money Laundering also comes as soap and lotion. All are hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia. They make an easy gift for the end of tax season, a new CPA license, a retirement or the office gift exchange.

Need a set for the whole finance team? We do bulk orders.

Money Laundering Scented Candle

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Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. For anyone who loves the smell of fresh laundry, and a funny gift for accountants, bankers, compliance teams and financial-crimes prosecutors. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

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$8.00 - $24.00
Embezzlement Scented Candle

Notes: Mango, Pineapple, Lemons, Limes, Sugared Oranges, Peach, Sandalwood Suspect Description: Apprehended on a tropical beach vacation, suspect was found lounging under palm shade with the embezzled funds’ luxury evident in every detail. Sun-warmed skin, ocean breeze, and a drink in hand. For anyone who loves a bright tropical fruit scent, and a gift for accountants, auditors and white-collar lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

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$8.00 - $24.00
Embezzlement 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Mango, Pineapple, Lemons, Limes, Sugared Oranges, Peach, Sandalwood Suspect Description: Apprehended on a tropical beach vacation, suspect was found lounging under palm shade with the embezzled funds’ luxury evident in every detail. Sun-warmed skin, ocean breeze, and a drink in hand. For anyone who loves a bright tropical fruit scent, and a gift for accountants, auditors and white-collar lawyers. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

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$5.00
Embezzlement Room and Fabric Spray

Notes: Mango, Pineapple, Lemons, Limes, Sugared Oranges, Peach, Sandalwood Suspect Description: Apprehended on a tropical beach vacation, suspect was found lounging under palm shade with the embezzled funds’ luxury evident in every detail. Sun-warmed skin, ocean breeze, and a drink in hand. For anyone who loves a bright tropical fruit scent, and a gift for accountants, auditors and white-collar lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

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$8.00 - $14.00
Money Laundering 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. For anyone who loves the smell of fresh laundry, and a funny gift for accountants, bankers, compliance teams and financial-crimes prosecutors. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

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$5.00
Money Laundering Soap Bar

Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. For anyone who loves the smell of fresh laundry, and a funny gift for accountants, bankers, compliance teams and financial-crimes prosecutors. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Soap base ingredient list and safety data sheet (PDF): Stephenson Crystal Natural White soap base

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$6.00
Money Laundering Room and Fabric Spray

Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. For anyone who loves the smell of fresh laundry, and a funny gift for accountants, bankers, compliance teams and financial-crimes prosecutors. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

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$8.00 - $14.00
Money Laundering Aloe & Shea Lotion

Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. For anyone who loves the smell of fresh laundry, and a funny gift for accountants, bankers, compliance teams and financial-crimes prosecutors. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

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$12.00