Money Laundering Scented Candle

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Money Laundering Scented Candle

1 review

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$8.00

MODUS OPERANDI (MO) AKA SCENT PROFILE:

Fresh linen
Citrus
Clean Cotton

SUSPECT DESCRIPTION:

Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could.

WHO IT'S FOR:

For anyone who loves the smell of fresh laundry, and a funny gift for accountants, bankers, compliance teams and financial-crimes prosecutors.

100% American-grown soy wax, cotton wick

Premium fragrance oils and dyes

Vegan, phthalate-free & paraben-free

Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

Shipping & Pre-Order Information

In stock: ships in 0-2 business days. If the button says "Add to cart," it's on our shelf and goes out fast. Every order ships with tracking.

Pre-order: ships in about 1-2 weeks. If the button says "Pre-order," we pour it fresh for you. Candles cure for the best scent throw, so please allow 1-2 weeks. Room sprays, soaps and wax melts are quicker, usually 1-3 days.

Summer shipping: Orders with candles go out with ice packs, on Mondays, from June through August.

Questions? Call (703) 493-0248 or email PresumedInnoscent@gmail.com.

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