Wax Melts

These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame!

Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used.

Offered for bail by Presumed Innoscent (IG: @Presumed.Innoscent)

17 products

  • Disturbing the Peace 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Disturbing the Peace 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Disturbing the Peace 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Lavender, Lemon, Vanilla, Amber, Musk Suspect Description: Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Serial Killing 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Serial Killing 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Serial Killing 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits) Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Drug Possession 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Drug Possession 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Drug Possession 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Nag Champa Incense Suspect Description: Suspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Witchcraft 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Witchcraft 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Witchcraft 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap Suspect Description: Officers found suspect behind an old storefront, muttering unintelligible phrases over a cauldron - something about toil and trouble. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Embezzlement 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Embezzlement 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Embezzlement 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Mango, Pineapple, Lemons, Limes, Sugared Oranges, Peach, Sandalwood. Suspect Description: Apprehended on a tropical beach vacation, suspect was found lounging under palm shade with the embezzled funds’ luxury evident in every detail. Sun-warmed skin, ocean breeze, and a drink in hand. Perfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use

    $5.00

  • Treason 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Treason 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Treason 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Blood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin Suspect Description: Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Breaking & Entering 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Breaking & Entering 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Breaking & Entering 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Snickerdoodle (Cinnamon, Butter, Vanilla, Sugar, Honey, Cream) Suspect Description: Caught red-handed, suspect explained the crowbar was his "emotional support tool" and insisted he was only breaking in because Zillow said the house was "open concept." Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Entrapment 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Entrapment 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Entrapment 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Lemon, Cinnamon, Cream, Clove, Vanilla Suspect Description: He didn’t bite—he was baited. One minute, he’s minding his own business, the next, he's enticed with an offer too good to refuse. Now he’s walking out of court with that smug little half-grin, freshly absolved and legally untouchable. Not guilty by reason of getting played. The jury laughed, the judge sighed, and somewhere a fed is updating their training manual. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Adultery 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Adultery 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Adultery 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Jasmine, Sugar, Amber, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut, Vanilla Suspect Description: Male, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce. Perfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use

    $5.00

  • Piracy 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Piracy 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Piracy 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk Suspect Description: Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Indecent Exposure 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Indecent Exposure 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Indecent Exposure 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Smuggling 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Smuggling 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Smuggling 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Money Laundering 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Money Laundering 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Money Laundering 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Arson 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Arson 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Arson 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Suspect claimed he was conducting "combustion research". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Unauthorized Practice of Medicine 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Unauthorized Practice of Medicine 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Unauthorized Practice of Medicine 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Coffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Milk, Sugar  Suspect Description: Suspect was caught offering “miracle surgeries” in a strip mall, where anesthesia was replaced with numbing cream from the dollar store. Patients grew suspicious when post-op advice included “just walk it off.”  Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Vandalism 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Vandalism 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Vandalism 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent.  Perfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use

    $5.00

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