Piracy

Ozone, sea salt, eucalyptus, sandalwood, and dark musk capture the open water — no ship (or permission) required.

5 products

  • Piracy Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent Piracy Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Piracy Scented Candle

    1 review

    Notes: Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk Suspect Description: Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch. For anyone who loves a fresh ocean scent, and a gift for IP and copyright lawyers and sailors. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

    $8.00 - $24.00

  • Piracy Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent Piracy Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent

    Piracy Soap Bar

    Notes: Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk Suspect Description: Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch. For anyone who loves a fresh ocean scent, and a gift for IP and copyright lawyers and sailors. Hand-poured in small batches, this natural moisturizing soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Safe for sensitive skin - full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK

    $6.00

  • Piracy Room and Fabric Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent Piracy Room and Fabric Spray 4 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Piracy Room and Fabric Spray

    Notes: Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk Suspect Description: Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch. For anyone who loves a fresh ocean scent, and a gift for IP and copyright lawyers and sailors. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Piracy 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Piracy 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Piracy 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk Suspect Description: Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch. For anyone who loves a fresh ocean scent, and a gift for IP and copyright lawyers and sailors. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Piracy Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent Piracy Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent

    Piracy Aloe & Shea Lotion

    Notes: Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk Suspect Description: Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch. For anyone who loves a fresh ocean scent, and a gift for IP and copyright lawyers and sailors. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

    $12.00

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