Law School Graduation & Bar Exam Gifts

They survived three years of law school, or they're about to sit for the bar. Either way, they've earned something better than another pen set. These candles and wax melts are named for charges they've spent months memorizing: Treason, Embezzlement, Money Laundering, Disturbing the Peace and Failure to Appear.

Candles are hand-poured in Falls Church, Virginia with 100% American-grown soy wax and cotton wicks. Wax melts are flameless, so they work in dorms and apartments that don't allow candles. Disturbing the Peace (lavender, lemon, eucalyptus and cedar) is the one to send for bar prep, and Failure to Appear (sea salt and orange peel) is for anyone who would rather be at the beach than at a bar review lecture.

Buying for a whole graduating class, a swearing-in ceremony or a bar association event? Ask about bulk orders. For someone already in practice, see gifts for lawyers, or read our gift guide for lawyers by practice area.

10 products

  • Treason Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent Treason Scented Candle Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Treason Scented Candle

    1 review

    Notes: Blood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin Suspect Description: Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason. For anyone who loves bright citrus, and a gift for lawyers, history buffs, political junkies and anyone who works in government. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

    $8.00 - $24.00

  • Disturbing the Peace Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent Disturbing the Peace Scented Candle Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Disturbing the Peace Scented Candle

    Notes: Lavender, Lemon, Eucalyptus, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call. For anyone who loves lavender, and a calming gift for patrol officers, dispatchers and lawyers who could use a quieter evening. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

    $8.00 - $24.00

  • Money Laundering Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent Money Laundering Scented Candle Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Money Laundering Scented Candle

    1 review

    Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. For anyone who loves the smell of fresh laundry, and a funny gift for accountants, bankers, compliance teams and financial-crimes prosecutors. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

    $8.00 - $24.00

  • Embezzlement Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent Embezzlement Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Embezzlement Scented Candle

    Notes: Mango, Pineapple, Lemons, Limes, Sugared Oranges, Peach, Sandalwood Suspect Description: Apprehended on a tropical beach vacation, suspect was found lounging under palm shade with the embezzled funds’ luxury evident in every detail. Sun-warmed skin, ocean breeze, and a drink in hand. For anyone who loves a bright tropical fruit scent, and a gift for accountants, auditors and white-collar lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

    $8.00 - $24.00

  • Failure to Appear Scented Candle - Presumed Innoscent Failure to Appear Scented Candle - Presumed Innoscent

    Failure to Appear Scented Candle

    Notes: Cardamom, Orange Peel, Musk, Amber, Palm, Sea Salt Suspect Description: Defendant phoned the clerk at 8:55 a.m. to say they were “five minutes away.” That was in March. For anyone who would rather be at the beach, and a gift for criminal defense lawyers and bail bondsmen. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

    $8.00 - $24.00

  • Disturbing the Peace 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Disturbing the Peace 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Disturbing the Peace 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Lavender, Lemon, Eucalyptus, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call. For anyone who loves lavender, and a calming gift for patrol officers, dispatchers and lawyers who could use a quieter evening. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Embezzlement 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Embezzlement 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Embezzlement 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Mango, Pineapple, Lemons, Limes, Sugared Oranges, Peach, Sandalwood Suspect Description: Apprehended on a tropical beach vacation, suspect was found lounging under palm shade with the embezzled funds’ luxury evident in every detail. Sun-warmed skin, ocean breeze, and a drink in hand. For anyone who loves a bright tropical fruit scent, and a gift for accountants, auditors and white-collar lawyers. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Money Laundering 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Money Laundering 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Money Laundering 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. For anyone who loves the smell of fresh laundry, and a funny gift for accountants, bankers, compliance teams and financial-crimes prosecutors. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Treason 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Treason 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Treason 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Blood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin Suspect Description: Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason. For anyone who loves bright citrus, and a gift for lawyers, history buffs, political junkies and anyone who works in government. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Failure to Appear 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Failure to Appear 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Failure to Appear 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Cardamom, Orange Peel, Musk, Amber, Palm, Sea Salt Suspect Description: Defendant phoned the clerk at 8:55 a.m. to say they were “five minutes away.” That was in March. For anyone who loves a warm, sun-soaked beach scent, and a gift for defense attorneys, court clerks, bailiffs and bail bondsmen. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

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