Gifts for Firefighters & First Responders

Shopping for a firefighter, EMT, paramedic or 911 dispatcher? Every Presumed Innoscent scent is named for a criminal charge and comes with its own suspect description, so the gift gets a laugh before it's opened.

Arson is the obvious one for the fire house: bonfire embers, smoke and maple, with a suspect whose "combustion research" ended when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results. Disturbing the Peace (lavender, lemon, eucalyptus and cedar) is the calmest scent we make, which suits the end of a long shift or a dispatch floor. Shoplifting is peppermint, vanilla and cream, and Indecent Exposure is mulled cider, the one that gets passed around at every holiday party.

Most stations and dispatch centers don't allow open flames, so every scent also comes as wax melts and a room and fabric spray, with soap and lotion in select scents. Everything is hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, with 100% American-grown soy wax and cotton wicks.

First responders get 15% off. Police, sheriff, fire, EMS and 911 can verify here for the discount. Buying for a whole crew or a department? We do bulk and custom orders. More ideas: gifts for police and law enforcement and stocking stuffers under $15.

17 products

  • Indecent Exposure Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent Indecent Exposure Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Indecent Exposure Scented Candle

    1 review

    Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. For anyone who loves mulled cider, and a funny fall gift for lawyers and police officers. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

    $8.00 - $24.00

  • Disturbing the Peace Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent Disturbing the Peace Scented Candle Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Disturbing the Peace Scented Candle

    Notes: Lavender, Lemon, Eucalyptus, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call. For anyone who loves lavender, and a calming gift for patrol officers, dispatchers and lawyers who could use a quieter evening. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

    $8.00 - $24.00

  • Disturbing the Peace Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent Disturbing the Peace Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent

    Disturbing the Peace Soap Bar

    Notes: Lavender, Lemon, Eucalyptus, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call. For anyone who loves lavender, and a calming gift for patrol officers, dispatchers and lawyers who could use a quieter evening. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Soap base ingredient list and safety data sheet (PDF): Stephenson Crystal Natural White soap base

    $6.00

  • Shoplifting Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent Shoplifting Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Shoplifting Scented Candle

    Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. For anyone who loves peppermint, and a holiday gift for loss-prevention teams, police officers and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

    $8.00 - $24.00

  • Arson Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent Arson Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Arson Scented Candle

    1 review

    Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Apprehended outside a smoldering shed, clipboard in hand. Suspect called it “combustion research.” The fire department arrived to peer-review his results. For anyone who loves the smell of a bonfire, and a gift for firefighters and fire investigators. Hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. The details 100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs

    $8.00 - $24.00

  • Disturbing the Peace Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent Disturbing the Peace Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent

    Disturbing the Peace Room and Fabric Spray

    Notes: Lavender, Lemon, Eucalyptus, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call. For anyone who loves lavender, and a calming gift for patrol officers, dispatchers and lawyers who could use a quieter evening. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Disturbing the Peace Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent Disturbing the Peace Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent

    Disturbing the Peace Aloe & Shea Lotion

    Notes: Lavender, Lemon, Eucalyptus, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call. For anyone who loves lavender, and a calming gift for patrol officers, dispatchers and lawyers who could use a quieter evening. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

    $12.00

  • Shoplifting Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent Shoplifting Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent

    Shoplifting Soap Bar

    Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. For anyone who loves peppermint, and a holiday gift for loss-prevention teams, police officers and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Soap base ingredient list and safety data sheet (PDF): Stephenson Crystal Natural White soap base

    $6.00

  • Disturbing the Peace 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Disturbing the Peace 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Disturbing the Peace 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Lavender, Lemon, Eucalyptus, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call. For anyone who loves lavender, and a calming gift for patrol officers, dispatchers and lawyers who could use a quieter evening. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Indecent Exposure Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent Indecent Exposure Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent

    Indecent Exposure Soap Bar

    Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. For anyone who loves mulled cider, and a funny fall gift for lawyers and police officers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Soap base ingredient list and safety data sheet (PDF): Stephenson Crystal Natural White soap base

    $6.00

  • Indecent Exposure 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Indecent Exposure 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Indecent Exposure 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. For anyone who loves mulled cider, and a funny fall gift for lawyers and police officers. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Indecent Exposure Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent Indecent Exposure Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent

    Indecent Exposure Room and Fabric Spray

    Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. For anyone who loves mulled cider, and a funny fall gift for lawyers and police officers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Indecent Exposure Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent Indecent Exposure Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent

    Indecent Exposure Aloe & Shea Lotion

    Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. For anyone who loves mulled cider, and a funny fall gift for lawyers and police officers. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

    $12.00

  • Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. For anyone who loves peppermint, and a holiday gift for loss-prevention teams, police officers and lawyers. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Arson Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent Arson Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent

    Arson Room and Fabric Spray

    Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Apprehended outside a smoldering shed, clipboard in hand. Suspect called it “combustion research.” The fire department arrived to peer-review his results. For anyone who loves the smell of a bonfire, and a gift for firefighters and fire investigators. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Arson 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Arson 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Arson 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Apprehended outside a smoldering shed, clipboard in hand. Suspect called it “combustion research.” The fire department arrived to peer-review his results. For anyone who loves the smell of a bonfire, and a gift for firefighters and fire investigators. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Shoplifting Room and Fabric Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent Shoplifting Room and Fabric Spray 4 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Shoplifting Room and Fabric Spray

    Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. For anyone who loves peppermint, and a holiday gift for loss-prevention teams, police officers and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

    $8.00 - $14.00

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