Shoplifting Soap Bar

    Shoplifting Soap Bar

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      $6.00

      EMPTY DOM REMOVE PROTECTOR

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        Aroma iconMODUS OPERANDI (MO) AKA SCENT PROFILE:

        • Vanilla
        • Peppermint

        Mugshot icon of a suspect holding a booking placardSUSPECT DESCRIPTION:

        Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service.

        WHO IT'S FOR:

        For anyone who loves peppermint, and a holiday gift for loss-prevention teams, police officers and lawyers.

        • High Foaming Base
        • Oatmeal & shea butter soap base
        • Excellent moisturizing properties
        • High in vitamins E, D, and provitamin A
        • Premium, skin-safe fragrance oils
          Shipping & Pre-Order Information

        In stock: ships in 0-2 business days.

        If the button says "Add to cart," it's on our shelf and goes out fast. Every order ships with tracking.

        Pre-order: usually ships in 1-3 days.

        If the button says "Pre-order," we make it fresh for you. Candles are the exception: they cure for the best scent throw, so an order with a candle ships in about 1-2 weeks.

        Summer shipping:

        Orders with candles go out with ice packs, on Mondays, from June through August.

        Questions? Call (703) 493-0248 or email PresumedInnoscent@gmail.com.

        • Guaranteed secure & safe checkout.

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