Vandalism Scented Candle

Vandalism Scented Candle

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$8.00

    Aroma iconMODUS OPERANDI (MO) AKA SCENT PROFILE:
    • Pumpkin
    • Cinnamon
    • Cloves
    • Cedar
    • Cherry
    • Plum
    Mugshot icon of a suspect holding a booking placardSUSPECT DESCRIPTION:

    Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent.

    WHO IT'S FOR:

    For anyone who loves pumpkin spice, and a fall gift for law enforcement and lawyers.

    • 100% American-grown soy wax, cotton wick
    • Premium fragrance oils and dyes
    • Vegan, phthalate-free & paraben-free
    • Burn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs
      Shipping & Pre-Order Information

    In stock: ships in 0-2 business days. If the button says "Add to cart," it's on our shelf and goes out fast. Every order ships with tracking.

    Pre-order: ships in about 1-2 weeks. If the button says "Pre-order," we pour it fresh for you. Candles cure for the best scent throw, so please allow 1-2 weeks. Room sprays, soaps and wax melts are quicker, usually 1-3 days.

    Summer shipping: Orders with candles go out with ice packs, on Mondays, from June through August.

    Questions? Call (703) 493-0248 or email PresumedInnoscent@gmail.com.

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    Anonymous

    Great smelling candle, ships super fast! I’ve reordered multiple times

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