Gifts for Police & Law Enforcement

A gift for the police officer, detective, deputy, dispatcher or academy graduate in your life, named for the calls they actually take. Disturbing the Peace is lavender, lemon, eucalyptus and cedar for the end of a long shift. Shoplifting is peppermint, vanilla and cream. Arson is bonfire smoke and maple. Failure to Appear is sea salt and orange peel for the warrant squad and the bailiffs, and Espionage is rose and jasmine for the federal agents. Vandalism, Drug Possession, Smuggling and Indecent Exposure round out the docket, and every one comes with its own suspect description.

Each scent is hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia. Candles are 100% American-grown soy wax with cotton wicks, and every scent also comes as wax melts and a room and fabric spray for the squad room or the patrol car, with soap and lotion in select scents.

Ordering for a department, a retirement party or National Police Week? Ask us about bulk orders. Not sure which to pick? Read our gift guide for police officers by unit.

39 products

  • Indecent Exposure Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent Indecent Exposure Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent

    Indecent Exposure Aloe & Shea Lotion

    Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. For anyone who loves mulled cider, and a funny fall gift for lawyers and police officers. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

    $12.00

  • Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. For anyone who loves peppermint, and a holiday gift for loss-prevention teams, police officers and lawyers. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Arson Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent Arson Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent

    Arson Room and Fabric Spray

    Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Apprehended outside a smoldering shed, clipboard in hand. Suspect called it “combustion research.” The fire department arrived to peer-review his results. For anyone who loves the smell of a bonfire, and a gift for firefighters and fire investigators. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Failure to Appear Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent Failure to Appear Aloe & Shea Lotion - group photo - Presumed Innoscent

    Failure to Appear Aloe & Shea Lotion

    Notes: Cardamom, Orange Peel, Musk, Amber, Palm, Sea Salt Suspect Description: Defendant phoned the clerk at 8:55 a.m. to say they were “five minutes away.” That was in March. For anyone who loves a warm, sun-soaked beach scent, and a gift for defense attorneys, court clerks, bailiffs and bail bondsmen. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

    $12.00

  • Espionage Soap Bar - 4 oz - group photo - Presumed Innoscent Espionage Soap Bar - 4 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Espionage Soap Bar

    Notes: Rose, Magnolia, Bergamot, Jasmine, Mahogany, Bamboo Suspect Description: Suspect can neither confirm nor deny being present at the scene, owning the briefcase handcuffed to their wrist, or having a name. Officers noted when asked to remove their glasses, their nose and mustache came off as well. For anyone who loves a fresh rose and jasmine floral, and a gift for federal agents, intelligence analysts, national security lawyers and spy-novel fans. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK

    $6.00

  • Espionage 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Espionage 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Espionage 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Rose, Magnolia, Bergamot, Jasmine, Mahogany, Bamboo Suspect Description: Suspect can neither confirm nor deny being present at the scene, owning the briefcase handcuffed to their wrist, or having a name. Officers noted when asked to remove their glasses, their nose and mustache came off as well. For anyone who loves a fresh rose and jasmine floral, and a gift for federal agents, intelligence analysts, national security lawyers and spy-novel fans. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Failure to Appear 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Failure to Appear 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Failure to Appear 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Cardamom, Orange Peel, Musk, Amber, Palm, Sea Salt Suspect Description: Defendant phoned the clerk at 8:55 a.m. to say they were “five minutes away.” That was in March. For anyone who loves a warm, sun-soaked beach scent, and a gift for defense attorneys, court clerks, bailiffs and bail bondsmen. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Smuggling 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Smuggling 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Smuggling 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Sage, Orange, Lavender, Amber, Oakmoss Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. For anyone who loves an herbal, earthy scent, and a gift for customs and federal agents, officers and attorneys. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Arson 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Arson 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Arson 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Apprehended outside a smoldering shed, clipboard in hand. Suspect called it “combustion research.” The fire department arrived to peer-review his results. For anyone who loves the smell of a bonfire, and a gift for firefighters and fire investigators. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

    $5.00

  • Drug Possession Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent Drug Possession Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent

    Drug Possession Room and Fabric Spray

    Notes: Nag Champa Incense Suspect Description: Suspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples. For anyone who loves classic Nag Champa incense, and a gift for defense attorneys and narcotics officers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Shoplifting Room and Fabric Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent Shoplifting Room and Fabric Spray 4 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Shoplifting Room and Fabric Spray

    Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. For anyone who loves peppermint, and a holiday gift for loss-prevention teams, police officers and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Espionage Aloe & Shea Lotion - 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent Espionage Aloe & Shea Lotion - 8 oz - pair - Presumed Innoscent

    Espionage Aloe & Shea Lotion

    Notes: Rose, Magnolia, Bergamot, Jasmine, Mahogany, Bamboo Suspect Description: Suspect can neither confirm nor deny being present at the scene, owning the briefcase handcuffed to their wrist, or having a name. Officers noted when asked to remove their glasses, their nose and mustache came off as well. For anyone who loves a fresh rose and jasmine floral, and a gift for federal agents, intelligence analysts, national security lawyers and spy-novel fans. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

    $12.00

  • Drug Possession Soap Bar - 4 oz - group photo - Presumed Innoscent Drug Possession Soap Bar - 4 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Drug Possession Soap Bar

    Notes: Nag Champa Incense Suspect Description: Suspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples. For anyone who loves classic Nag Champa incense, and a gift for defense attorneys and narcotics officers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK

    $6.00

  • Espionage Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent Espionage Room and Fabric Spray - Presumed Innoscent

    Espionage Room and Fabric Spray

    Notes: Rose, Magnolia, Bergamot, Jasmine, Mahogany, Bamboo Suspect Description: Suspect can neither confirm nor deny being present at the scene, owning the briefcase handcuffed to their wrist, or having a name. Officers noted when asked to remove their glasses, their nose and mustache came off as well. For anyone who loves a fresh rose and jasmine floral, and a gift for federal agents, intelligence analysts, national security lawyers and spy-novel fans. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Smuggling Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent Smuggling Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent

    Smuggling Aloe & Shea Lotion

    Notes: Sage, Orange, Lavender, Amber, Oakmoss Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. For anyone who loves an herbal, earthy scent, and a gift for customs and federal agents, officers and attorneys. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

    $12.00

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