Criminally-good candles, hand-poured in small batches from 100% natural wax - for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.
Notes: Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap
Suspect Description: The suspect, identified as a practitioner of alleged witchcraft, was apprehended near the old mill and was noted to emit a distinct odor of damp forest foliage layered with fresh apple and a hint of gingersnap. Witnesses reported the aroma lingering in the vicinity as she performed unauthorized ritual activities in violation of local ordinance.
Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.
Notes: Blood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin
Suspect Description: Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason.
Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.
Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon)
Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive.
Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.
Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits)
Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them.
Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.
Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla
Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent.
Thoughtful gift for criminals. Great gift for law enforcement and lawyers.
Hand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.
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Notes: Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk
Suspect Description: Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch.
Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.
Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton
Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could.
Hand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.
Notes: Mango, Pineapple, Lemons, Limes, Sugared Oranges, Peach, Sandalwood.
Suspect Description: Apprehended on a tropical beach vacation, suspect was found lounging under palm shade with the embezzled funds’ luxury evident in every detail. Sun-warmed skin, ocean breeze, and a drink in hand.
Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.
Notes: Coffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Milk, Sugar
Suspect Description: Arrested after operating an unlicensed clinic fueled by coffee fumes and misguided confidence. Smells strongly of espresso, mocha, and milk. Calm demeanor, jittery pulse.
Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.
Notes: Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar
Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident.
Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.
Notes: Lemon, Cinnamon, Cream, Clove, Vanilla
Suspect Description: He didn’t bite—he was baited. One minute, he’s minding his own business, the next, he's enticed with an offer too good to refuse. Now he’s walking out of court with that smug little half-grin, freshly absolved and legally untouchable. Not guilty by reason of getting played. The jury laughed, the judge sighed, and somewhere a fed is updating their training manual.
Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.
Notes: Lavender, Lemon, Vanilla, Amber, Musk
Suspect Description: Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call.
Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.
