Criminal Candles

Notes: Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap Suspect Description: Officers found suspect behind an old storefront, muttering unintelligible phrases over a cauldron - something about toil and trouble. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

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Notes: Blood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin Suspect Description: Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

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Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent.  Thoughtful gift for criminals. Great gift for law enforcement and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Shipping available worldwide, and in stock at the following locations! Hanover Place (Downtown Fredericksburg VA) Del Ray Vintage & Flea Market Find our full calendar of in person events here: Find Us!

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Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. Hand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

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Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits) Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

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Notes: Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk Suspect Description: Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

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Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

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Notes: Mango, Pineapple, Lemons, Limes, Sugared Oranges, Peach, Sandalwood. Suspect Description: Apprehended on a tropical beach vacation, suspect was found lounging under palm shade with the embezzled funds’ luxury evident in every detail. Sun-warmed skin, ocean breeze, and a drink in hand. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

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Notes: Lavender, Lemon, Vanilla, Amber, Musk Suspect Description: Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

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Notes: Lemon, Cinnamon, Cream, Clove, Vanilla Suspect Description: He didn’t bite—he was baited. One minute, he’s minding his own business, the next, he's enticed with an offer too good to refuse. Now he’s walking out of court with that smug little half-grin, freshly absolved and legally untouchable. Not guilty by reason of getting played. The jury laughed, the judge sighed, and somewhere a fed is updating their training manual. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

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Notes: Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

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Notes: Coffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Milk, Sugar  Suspect Description: Suspect was caught offering “miracle surgeries” in a strip mall, where anesthesia was replaced with numbing cream from the dollar store. Patients grew suspicious when post-op advice included “just walk it off.” Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

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Notes: Jasmine, Amber, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut, Vanilla Suspect Description: Male, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce. Perfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

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Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

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Notes: Snickerdoodle (Cinnamon, Butter, Vanilla, Sugar, Honey, Cream) Suspect Description: Caught red-handed, suspect explained the crowbar was his "emotional support tool" and insisted he was only breaking in because Zillow said the house was "open concept." Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

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Notes: Nag Champa Incense Suspect Description: Suspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

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Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Suspect claimed he was conducting "combustion research". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

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