Criminal Exhibits

Every piece of evidence tells a story — ours just happens to smell incredible. Exhibit is our collection of unique, vintage vessels, each hand-selected for character and repurposed to hold your favorite Presumed Innoscents fragrance. No two are exactly alike, and once a vessel sells, it's off the shelf for good. Consider this Exhibit A in why you should check back often.

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  • Adultery: Exhibit B - Vintage Art Deco Optic Swirl Glass Cocktai Martini Shaker Chrome Lid - Presumed Innoscent Adultery: Exhibit B - Vintage Art Deco Optic Swirl Glass Cocktai Martini Shaker Chrome Lid - Presumed Innoscent

    Adultery: Exhibit B - Vintage Art Deco Optic Swirl Glass Cocktai Martini Shaker Chrome Lid

    Notes: Jasmine, Sugar, Amber, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut, Vanilla Suspect Description: Male, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce. Perfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $40.00

  • Piracy Scented Candle - Vintage Pewter Art Deco Sugar Bowl - Presumed Innoscent Piracy Scented Candle - Vintage Pewter Art Deco Sugar Bowl - Presumed Innoscent

    Piracy: Exhibit B - Vintage Pewter Art Deco Sugar Bowl

    Notes: Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk Suspect Description: Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $40.00

  • Vandalism Exhibit: Vintage ceramic kitchen canister with fruit motif - Presumed Innoscent Vandalism Exhibit: Vintage ceramic kitchen canister with fruit motif - Presumed Innoscent

    Vandalism Exhibit: Vintage ceramic kitchen canister with fruit motif

    Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent.  Thoughtful gift for criminals. Great gift for law enforcement and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Shipping available worldwide, and in stock at the following locations! Hanover Place (Downtown Fredericksburg VA) Del Ray Vintage & Flea Market Find our full calendar of in person events here: Find Us!

    $38.00

  • Serial Killing: Exhibit B - Barbie Print Apothecary Jar - Presumed Innoscent Serial Killing: Exhibit B - Barbie Print Apothecary Jar - Presumed Innoscent

    Serial Killing: Exhibit B - Barbie Print Apothecary Jar

    Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits) Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $36.00

  • Disturbing the Peace Exhibit - Cut Glass Candy Dish - Presumed Innoscent Disturbing the Peace Exhibit - Cut Glass Candy Dish - Presumed Innoscent

    Disturbing the Peace Exhibit - Cut Glass Candy Dish

    Notes: Lavender, Lemon, Vanilla, Amber, Musk Suspect Description: Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $30.00

  • Indecent Exposure Scented Candle - Johnson Brothers Regency Sugar Bowl with Lid - Presumed Innoscent Indecent Exposure Scented Candle - Johnson Brothers Regency Sugar Bowl with Lid - Presumed Innoscent

    Indecent Exposure: Exhibit A - Johnson Brothers Regency Sugar Bowl with Lid

    Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $28.00

  • Disturbing the Peace Exhibit - Vintage Hazel-Atlas Peony Dessert Bowl/Trinket Dish - Presumed Innoscent Disturbing the Peace Exhibit - Vintage Hazel-Atlas Peony Dessert Bowl/Trinket Dish - Presumed Innoscent

    Disturbing the Peace Exhibit - Vintage Hazel-Atlas Peony Dessert Bowl/Trinket Dish

    Notes: Lavender, Lemon, Vanilla, Amber, Musk Suspect Description: Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $27.00

  • Piracy Exhibit: Victorian-style silver-plated teapot - Presumed Innoscent Piracy Exhibit: Victorian-style silver-plated teapot - Presumed Innoscent

    Piracy Exhibit: Victorian-style silver-plated teapot

    Notes: Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk Suspect Description: Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $20.00

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