Stocking Stuffers Under $15

Small gifts with a criminal record, all under $15 and most under $10. These work as stocking stuffers, Secret Santa and white elephant gifts, teacher and coworker gifts, or an add-on to a bigger present. Every one is named for a criminal charge and comes with its own suspect description, so it gets a laugh at the gift exchange.

Choose from 6-piece soy wax melts ($5), oatmeal and shea butter soap bars ($6), room and fabric sprays (from $8) and mugshot matchbooks, in scents from Shoplifting (peppermint, vanilla and cream) to Money Laundering (fresh linen and clean cotton). Everything is made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia.

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Money Laundering Soap Bar

Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. For anyone who loves the smell of fresh laundry, and a funny gift for accountants, bankers, compliance teams and financial-crimes prosecutors. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK

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$6.00
Presumed Innoscent 20ct Matchbook - Evidence Marker

Presumed Innoscent-branded 20ct Matchbooks — your complimentary evidence of good taste. One included free with every order as a token of our appreciation. Strike a match, light the way, and let the investigation begin.

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$0.50
Adultery Room and Fabric Spray

Notes: Vanilla, Amber, Jasmine, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut Suspect Description: Male, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce. For anyone who loves a warm jasmine, amber and vanilla scent, and a cheeky gift for divorce attorneys, family-law teams and true crime fans. Also a fun Valentine's Day or date-night gift. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

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$8.00 - $14.00
Vandalism Room and Fabric Spray

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Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent. For anyone who loves pumpkin spice, and a fall gift for law enforcement and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

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$8.00 - $14.00
Witchcraft Room and Fabric Spray

Notes: Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap Suspect Description: Officers found suspect behind an old storefront, muttering unintelligible phrases over a cauldron - something about toil and trouble. For anyone who loves crisp apple and evergreen, and a witchy fall and Halloween gift for true crime fans and anyone who believes in a little magic. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

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$8.00 - $14.00
Smuggling Room and Fabric Spray

Notes: Sage, Orange, Lavender, Amber, Oakmoss Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. For anyone who loves an herbal, earthy scent, and a gift for customs and federal agents, officers and attorneys. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

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$8.00 - $14.00
Money Laundering Room and Fabric Spray

Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. For anyone who loves the smell of fresh laundry, and a funny gift for accountants, bankers, compliance teams and financial-crimes prosecutors. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

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$8.00 - $14.00
Indecent Exposure 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. For anyone who loves mulled cider, and a funny fall gift for lawyers and police officers. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

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$5.00
Failure to Appear Soap Bar

Notes: Cardamom, Orange Peel, Musk, Amber, Palm, Sea Salt Suspect Description: Defendant phoned the clerk at 8:55 a.m. to say they were “five minutes away.” That was in March. For anyone who loves a warm, sun-soaked beach scent, and a gift for defense attorneys, court clerks, bailiffs and bail bondsmen. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK

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$6.00
Drug Possession 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Nag Champa Incense Suspect Description: Suspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples. For anyone who loves classic Nag Champa incense, and a gift for defense attorneys and narcotics officers. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

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$5.00
Vandalism 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent. For anyone who loves pumpkin spice, and a fall gift for law enforcement and lawyers. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

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$5.00
Indecent Exposure Room and Fabric Spray

Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. For anyone who loves mulled cider, and a funny fall gift for lawyers and police officers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

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$8.00 - $14.00
Failure to Appear Room and Fabric Spray

Notes: Cardamom, Orange Peel, Musk, Amber, Palm, Sea Salt Suspect Description: Defendant phoned the clerk at 8:55 a.m. to say they were “five minutes away.” That was in March. For anyone who loves a warm, sun-soaked beach scent, and a gift for defense attorneys, court clerks, bailiffs and bail bondsmen. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

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$8.00 - $14.00
Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. For anyone who loves peppermint, and a holiday gift for loss-prevention teams, police officers and lawyers. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

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$5.00
Adultery 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Jasmine, Amber, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut, Vanilla Suspect Description: Male, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce. For anyone who loves a warm jasmine, amber and vanilla scent, and a cheeky gift for divorce attorneys, family-law teams and true crime fans. Also a fun Valentine's Day or date-night gift. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

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$5.00
Arson Room and Fabric Spray

Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Apprehended outside a smoldering shed, clipboard in hand. Suspect called it “combustion research.” The fire department arrived to peer-review his results. For anyone who loves the smell of a bonfire, and a gift for firefighters and fire investigators. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

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$8.00 - $14.00
Trespassing Room and Fabric Spray

Notes: Cypress, Lemon Peel, Evergreen, Cedar, Fir, Moss, Amber Suspect Description: Suspect was found building a treehouse on land he does not own, in a tree he does not own, with lumber he would prefer not to discuss. For anyone who loves the smell of an evergreen forest, and a gift for property lawyers and hikers. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

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$8.00 - $14.00
Failure to Appear Aloe & Shea Lotion

Notes: Cardamom, Orange Peel, Musk, Amber, Palm, Sea Salt Suspect Description: Defendant phoned the clerk at 8:55 a.m. to say they were “five minutes away.” That was in March. For anyone who loves a warm, sun-soaked beach scent, and a gift for defense attorneys, court clerks, bailiffs and bail bondsmen. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

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$12.00
Espionage Soap Bar

Notes: Rose, Magnolia, Bergamot, Jasmine, Mahogany, Bamboo Suspect Description: Suspect can neither confirm nor deny being present at the scene, owning the briefcase handcuffed to their wrist, or having a name. Officers noted when asked to remove their glasses, their nose and mustache came off as well. For anyone who loves a fresh rose and jasmine floral, and a gift for federal agents, intelligence analysts, national security lawyers and spy-novel fans. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK

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$6.00
Espionage 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Rose, Magnolia, Bergamot, Jasmine, Mahogany, Bamboo Suspect Description: Suspect can neither confirm nor deny being present at the scene, owning the briefcase handcuffed to their wrist, or having a name. Officers noted when asked to remove their glasses, their nose and mustache came off as well. For anyone who loves a fresh rose and jasmine floral, and a gift for federal agents, intelligence analysts, national security lawyers and spy-novel fans. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

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$5.00
Failure to Appear 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Cardamom, Orange Peel, Musk, Amber, Palm, Sea Salt Suspect Description: Defendant phoned the clerk at 8:55 a.m. to say they were “five minutes away.” That was in March. For anyone who loves a warm, sun-soaked beach scent, and a gift for defense attorneys, court clerks, bailiffs and bail bondsmen. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

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$5.00
Smuggling 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Sage, Orange, Lavender, Amber, Oakmoss Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. For anyone who loves an herbal, earthy scent, and a gift for customs and federal agents, officers and attorneys. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

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$5.00
Arson 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Apprehended outside a smoldering shed, clipboard in hand. Suspect called it “combustion research.” The fire department arrived to peer-review his results. For anyone who loves the smell of a bonfire, and a gift for firefighters and fire investigators. Hand-made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! The details 100% American-grown soy wax Premium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free. Each wax melt cube provides 5-10 hours of fragrance, depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required.

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$5.00
Serial Killing Room and Fabric Spray

Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits) Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them. For anyone who loves a sweet, fruity cereal scent, and a gift for true crime podcast fans, homicide detectives and lawyers with a dark sense of humor. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room and fabric spray invites you to freshen up your space, linens, upholstery and clothing and indulge in a little mischief. Spot-test delicate fabrics first.

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$8.00 - $14.00