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You Found Us.
Now You're Guilty.

Crime-themed candles, soaps & wax melts for people with questionable taste and impeccable style. No lawyers required.


🔥 The Evidence

Our most-wanted products. Grab yours before they disappear.

Money Laundering Scented Candle Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz - Presumed Innoscent

Bestseller

Money Laundering Scented Candle

Smells like fresh bills and bad decisions. Burn the evidence.

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Treason Scented Candle Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz - Presumed Innoscent

Fan Favorite

Treason Scented Candle

Light it up. Smell like you've got secrets worth keeping.

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Disturbing the Peace Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent

TikTok Viral

Piracy Soap Bar

Wash your hands of the whole thing. Smells like the high seas.

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⭐ Testimony from the Accused

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“I bought the Money Laundering candle as a joke and now I can’t stop buying them. Send help.”

— Jessica M., repeat offender

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“Gifted the Treason candle to my boss. No regrets. Smells incredible.”

— Tyler R., definitely innocent

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“The Piracy soap is the best thing to happen to my shower. I’m a changed criminal.”

— Sam K., first-time buyer


🚨 Bundle the Evidence

Grab all 3 bestsellers and make your home smell like a crime scene worth revisiting. Perfect for gifting (or keeping — we won’t judge).

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$5 off shipping on orders $99+ | Easy returns | Handcrafted with criminal intent 🖤

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