95 products

  • Treason 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Treason 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Treason 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Blood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin Suspect Description: Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Breaking & Entering 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Breaking & Entering 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Breaking & Entering 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Snickerdoodle (Cinnamon, Butter, Vanilla, Sugar, Honey, Cream) Suspect Description: Caught red-handed, suspect explained the crowbar was his "emotional support tool" and insisted he was only breaking in because Zillow said the house was "open concept." Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Entrapment 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Entrapment 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Entrapment 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Lemon, Cinnamon, Cream, Clove, Vanilla Suspect Description: He didn’t bite—he was baited. One minute, he’s minding his own business, the next, he's enticed with an offer too good to refuse. Now he’s walking out of court with that smug little half-grin, freshly absolved and legally untouchable. Not guilty by reason of getting played. The jury laughed, the judge sighed, and somewhere a fed is updating their training manual. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Adultery 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Adultery 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Adultery 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Jasmine, Sugar, Amber, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut, Vanilla Suspect Description: Male, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce. Perfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use

    $5.00

  • Entrapment Room Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent Entrapment Room Spray 4 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Entrapment Room Spray

    Notes: Lemon, Cinnamon, Cream, Clove, Vanilla Suspect Description: He didn’t bite—he was baited. One minute, he’s minding his own business, the next, he's enticed with an offer too good to refuse. Now he’s walking out of court with that smug little half-grin, freshly absolved and legally untouchable. Not guilty by reason of getting played. The jury laughed, the judge sighed, and somewhere a fed is updating their training manual. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Serial Killing Room Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent Serial Killing Room Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Serial Killing Room Spray

    Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits) Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Breaking & Entering Room Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent Breaking & Entering Room Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Breaking & Entering Room Spray

    Notes: Snickerdoodle (Cinnamon, Butter, Vanilla, Sugar, Honey, Cream) Suspect Description: Caught red-handed, suspect explained the crowbar was his "emotional support tool" and insisted he was only breaking in because Zillow said the house was "open concept." Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Shoplifting Room Spray 4 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Unauthorized Practice of Medicine Room Spray

    Notes: Coffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Sugar Suspect Description: Suspect was caught offering “miracle surgeries” in a strip mall, where anesthesia was replaced with numbing cream from the dollar store. Patients grew suspicious when post-op advice included “just walk it off.”  Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Drug Possession Scented Candle - Presumed Innoscent - Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz Drug Possession Scented Candle - Presumed Innoscent

    Drug Possession Scented Candle

    Notes: Nag Champa Incense Suspect Description: Suspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $6.00 - $24.00

  • Arson Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent Arson Scented Candle Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Arson Scented Candle

    Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Suspect claimed he was conducting "combustion research". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

    $6.00 - $24.00

  • Piracy 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Piracy 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Piracy 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk Suspect Description: Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Indecent Exposure 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Indecent Exposure 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Indecent Exposure 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Money Laundering Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent Money Laundering Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent

    Money Laundering Soap Bar

    Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK

    $6.00

  • Vandalism: Exhibit B - Vintage Pressed Glass Candy Dish with Lid - Presumed Innoscent Vandalism: Exhibit B - Vintage Pressed Glass Candy Dish with Lid - Presumed Innoscent

    Vandalism: Exhibit B - Vintage Pressed Glass Candy Dish with Lid

    Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent.  Thoughtful gift for criminals. Great gift for law enforcement and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Shipping available worldwide, and in stock at the following locations! Hanover Place (Downtown Fredericksburg VA) Del Ray Vintage & Flea Market Find our full calendar of in person events here: Find Us!

    $25.00

  • Shoplifting: Exhibit B - Vintage Pressed Glass Candy Dish with Lid - Presumed Innoscent Shoplifting: Exhibit B - Vintage Pressed Glass Candy Dish with Lid - Presumed Innoscent

    Shoplifting: Exhibit B - Vintage Pressed Glass Candy Dish with Lid

    Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $25.00

  • Witchcraft: Exhibit B - Vintage Silver - Plated Lidded Sugar Bowl - Presumed Innoscent Witchcraft: Exhibit B - Vintage Silver - Plated Lidded Sugar Bowl - Presumed Innoscent

    Witchcraft: Exhibit B - Vintage Silver-Plated Lidded Sugar Bowl

    Notes: Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap Suspect Description: Officers found suspect behind an old storefront, muttering unintelligible phrases over a cauldron - something about toil and trouble. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $22.00

  • Sale -25% Smuggling Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent Smuggling Aloe & Shea Lotion - Presumed Innoscent

    Smuggling Aloe & Shea Lotion

    Notes: Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

    $16.00 $12.00

  • Smuggling: Exhibit B - Vintage Hand - painted Porcelain Spice Jar - Presumed Innoscent Smuggling: Exhibit B - Vintage Hand - painted Porcelain Spice Jar - Presumed Innoscent

    Smuggling: Exhibit B - Vintage Hand-painted Porcelain Spice Jar

    Notes: Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $24.00

  • Witchcraft: Exhibit A - Vintage Triple Diamonds Atomic Argyle Mid Century Tumbler - Presumed Innoscent Witchcraft: Exhibit A - Vintage Triple Diamonds Atomic Argyle Mid Century Tumbler - Presumed Innoscent

    Witchcraft: Exhibit A - Vintage Triple Diamonds Atomic Argyle Mid Century Tumbler

    Notes: Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap Suspect Description: Officers found suspect behind an old storefront, muttering unintelligible phrases over a cauldron - something about toil and trouble. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $32.00

  • Presumed Innoscent 20ct Matchbook - Evidence Marker - Presumed Innoscent Presumed Innoscent 20ct Matchbook - Evidence Marker - Presumed Innoscent

    Presumed Innoscent 20ct Matchbook - Evidence Marker

    Presumed Innoscent-branded 20ct Matchbooks — your complimentary evidence of good taste. One included free with every order as a token of our appreciation. Strike a match, light the way, and let the investigation begin.

    $0.50

  • Serial Killing: Exhibit B - Barbie Print Apothecary Jar - Presumed Innoscent Serial Killing: Exhibit B - Barbie Print Apothecary Jar - Presumed Innoscent

    Serial Killing: Exhibit B - Barbie Print Apothecary Jar

    Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits) Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $36.00

  • Adultery: Exhibit B - Vintage Art Deco Optic Swirl Glass Cocktai Martini Shaker Chrome Lid - Presumed Innoscent Adultery: Exhibit B - Vintage Art Deco Optic Swirl Glass Cocktai Martini Shaker Chrome Lid - Presumed Innoscent

    Adultery: Exhibit B - Vintage Art Deco Optic Swirl Glass Cocktai Martini Shaker Chrome Lid

    Notes: Jasmine, Sugar, Amber, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut, Vanilla Suspect Description: Male, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce. Perfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $40.00

  • Exhibit A: Vandalism - Mid - Century Modern Glassware - Presumed Innoscent Exhibit A: Vandalism - Mid - Century Modern Glassware - Presumed Innoscent

    Vandalism: Exhibit A - Mid-Century Modern Glassware

    Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent.  Thoughtful gift for criminals. Great gift for law enforcement and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Shipping available worldwide, and in stock at the following locations! Hanover Place (Downtown Fredericksburg VA) Del Ray Vintage & Flea Market Find our full calendar of in person events here: Find Us!

    $19.00

  • Exhibit A: Entrapment - Mid - Century Modern Glassware - Presumed Innoscent Exhibit A: Entrapment - Mid - Century Modern Glassware - Presumed Innoscent

    Entrapment: Exhibit A - Mid-Century Modern Glassware

    Notes: Lemon, Cinnamon, Cream, Clove, Vanilla Suspect Description: He didn’t bite—he was baited. One minute, he’s minding his own business, the next, he's enticed with an offer too good to refuse. Now he’s walking out of court with that smug little half-grin, freshly absolved and legally untouchable. Not guilty by reason of getting played. The jury laughed, the judge sighed, and somewhere a fed is updating their training manual. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

    $19.00

  • Exhibit A: Piracy - Mid - Century Modern Glassware - Presumed Innoscent Exhibit A: Piracy - Mid - Century Modern Glassware - Presumed Innoscent

    Piracy: Exhibit A - Mid-Century Modern Glassware

    Notes: Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk Suspect Description: Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $19.00

  • Breaking and Entering Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent Breaking and Entering Soap Bar - Presumed Innoscent

    Breaking and Entering Soap Bar

    Notes: Snickerdoodle (Cinnamon, Butter, Vanilla, Sugar, Honey, Cream) Suspect Description: Caught red-handed, suspect explained the crowbar was his "emotional support tool" and insisted he was only breaking in because Zillow said the house was "open concept." Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK

    $6.00

  • Shoplifting Scented Candle - Festive ceramic sugar bowl - Presumed Innoscent Shoplifting Scented Candle - Festive ceramic sugar bowl - Presumed Innoscent

    Shoplifting: Exhibit A - Festive ceramic sugar bowl

    Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $24.00

  • Piracy Scented Candle - Vintage Pewter Art Deco Sugar Bowl - Presumed Innoscent Piracy Scented Candle - Vintage Pewter Art Deco Sugar Bowl - Presumed Innoscent

    Piracy: Exhibit B - Vintage Pewter Art Deco Sugar Bowl

    Notes: Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk Suspect Description: Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $40.00

  • Arson Scented Candle - Vintage Silver - plated sugar bowl - Presumed Innoscent Arson Scented Candle - Vintage Silver - plated sugar bowl - Presumed Innoscent

    Arson: Exhibit A - Vintage Silver-plated sugar bowl

    Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Suspect claimed he was conducting "combustion research". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $22.00

  • Indecent Exposure Scented Candle - Johnson Brothers Regency Sugar Bowl with Lid - Presumed Innoscent Indecent Exposure Scented Candle - Johnson Brothers Regency Sugar Bowl with Lid - Presumed Innoscent

    Indecent Exposure: Exhibit A - Johnson Brothers Regency Sugar Bowl with Lid

    Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $28.00

  • Disturbing the Peace Scented Candle - Handmade vintage ceramic lidded jar - Presumed Innoscent Disturbing the Peace Scented Candle - Handmade vintage ceramic lidded jar - Presumed Innoscent

    Disturbing the Peace: Exhibit A - Handmade vintage ceramic lidded jar

    Notes: Lavender, Lemon, Vanilla, Amber, Musk Suspect Description: Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $20.00

  • Serial Killing Scented Candle - Large Candy Dish - Presumed Innoscent Serial Killing Scented Candle - Large Candy Dish - Presumed Innoscent

    Serial Killing: Exhibit A - Large Candy Dish

    Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits) Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $45.00

  • Adultery Scented Candle - Floral Teacup & Saucer - Presumed Innoscent Adultery Scented Candle - Floral Teacup & Saucer - Presumed Innoscent

    Exhibit B: Adultery - Floral Teacup & Saucer

    Notes: Jasmine, Sugar, Amber, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut, Vanilla Suspect Description: Male, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce. Perfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

    $18.00

  • Smuggling 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Smuggling 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Smuggling 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Money Laundering 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Money Laundering 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Money Laundering 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Arson 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Arson 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Arson 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Suspect claimed he was conducting "combustion research". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Unauthorized Practice of Medicine 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Unauthorized Practice of Medicine 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Unauthorized Practice of Medicine 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Coffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Milk, Sugar  Suspect Description: Suspect was caught offering “miracle surgeries” in a strip mall, where anesthesia was replaced with numbing cream from the dollar store. Patients grew suspicious when post-op advice included “just walk it off.”  Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

    $5.00

  • Vandalism 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent Vandalism 6pc Wax Melt - Presumed Innoscent

    Vandalism 6pc Wax Melt

    Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent.  Perfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use

    $5.00

  • Vandalism Room Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent Vandalism Room Spray 4 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Vandalism Room Spray

    Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Witchcraft Room Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent Witchcraft Room Spray 4 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Witchcraft Room Spray

    Notes: Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap Suspect Description: The suspect, identified as a practitioner of alleged witchcraft, was apprehended near the old mill and was noted to emit a distinct odor of damp forest foliage layered with fresh apple and a hint of gingersnap. Witnesses reported the aroma lingering in the vicinity as she performed unauthorized ritual activities in violation of local ordinance. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Money Laundering Room Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Money Laundering Room Spray

    Notes: Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Indecent Exposure Room Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Indecent Exposure Room Spray

    Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Drug Possession Room Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Drug Possession Room Spray

    Notes: Nag Champa Incense Suspect Description: Suspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Arson Room Spray 8 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Arson Room Spray

    Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Suspect claimed he was conducting "combustion research". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Shoplifting Room Spray 4 oz - Presumed Innoscent

    Shoplifting Room Spray

    Notes: Fresh Mint, Peppermint, Vanilla, Camphor Suspect Description: She said she wasn’t stealing—just giving the merchandise a trial run. The officers admired her confidence almost as much as her ability to hide three candles and a rotisserie chicken in one handbag.  Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Vintage Glass Jars with Matchsticks & Strikers Glass Boot / 45 - Presumed Innoscent Vintage Glass Jars with Matchsticks & Strikers Small Glass Mug / 50 - Presumed Innoscent

    Vintage Glass Jars with Matchsticks & Strikers

    Add some old-school charm to your home with these adorable vintage glass jars. Each jar comes with matches and a built-in striker on the bottom. Ignite your decor in style with these cute and functional jars!

    $10.00 - $15.00

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