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Presumed Innoscent 20ct Matchbook - Evidence Marker

Presumed Innoscent-branded 20ct Matchbooks — your complimentary evidence of good taste. One included free with every order as a token of our appreciation. Strike a match, light the way, and let the investigation begin.

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$0.50

Serial Killing 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits) Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

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$5.00

Serial Killing Aloe & Shea Lotion

Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits) Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

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$16.00 $12.00

Serial Killing Room Spray

Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits) Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

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$8.00 - $14.00

Serial Killing Scented Candle

Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits) Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

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$8.00 - $24.00

Serial Killing Soap Bar

Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits) Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK

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$6.00

Serial Killing: Exhibit B - Barbie Print Apothecary Jar

Notes: Fruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits) Suspect Description: Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes "collecting souvenirs" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them. These candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

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$36.00

Shoplifting 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

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$5.00

Shoplifting Room Spray

Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: She said she wasn’t stealing—just giving the merchandise a trial run. The officers admired her confidence almost as much as her ability to hide three candles and a rotisserie chicken in one handbag. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

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$8.00 - $14.00

Shoplifting Scented Candle

Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

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$6.00 - $24.00

Shoplifting Soap Bar

Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream Suspect Description: Defendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK

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$6.00

Smuggling 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

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$5.00

Smuggling Aloe & Shea Lotion

Notes: Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

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$16.00 $12.00

Smuggling Room and Fabric Spray

Notes: Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

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$8.00 - $14.00

Smuggling Scented Candle

Notes: Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

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$8.00 - $24.00

Smuggling Soap Bar

Notes: Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar Suspect Description: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was "just the delivery guy", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK

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$6.00

Treason 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Blood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin Suspect Description: Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason. Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

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$5.00

Treason Aloe & Shea Lotion

Notes: Blood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin Suspect Description: Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason. Our lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.

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$16.00 $12.00

Treason Room Spray

Notes: Blood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin Suspect Description: Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

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$8.00 - $14.00

Treason Scented Candle

Notes: Blood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin Suspect Description: Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

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$8.00 - $24.00

Treason Soap Bar

Notes: Blood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin Suspect Description: Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter. Full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: LINK

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$6.00

Unauthorized Practice of Medicine 6pc Wax Melt

Notes: Coffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Milk, Sugar Suspect Description: Suspect was caught offering “miracle surgeries” in a strip mall, where anesthesia was replaced with numbing cream from the dollar store. Patients grew suspicious when post-op advice included “just walk it off.” Hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. These wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame! Each wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.

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$5.00

Unauthorized Practice of Medicine Room Spray

Notes: Coffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Sugar Suspect Description: Suspect was caught offering “miracle surgeries” in a strip mall, where anesthesia was replaced with numbing cream from the dollar store. Patients grew suspicious when post-op advice included “just walk it off.” Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

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$8.00 - $14.00

Unauthorized Practice of Medicine Scented Candle

Notes: Coffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Milk, Sugar Suspect Description: Suspect was caught offering “miracle surgeries” in a strip mall, where anesthesia was replaced with numbing cream from the dollar store. Patients grew suspicious when post-op advice included “just walk it off.” Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.

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$8.00 - $24.00