Fall Collection

Newly added scents just in time for fall!

  • Vandalism: A cozy take on destruction or damage of property - featuring pumpkin, spices, and a blend of fruity, woody scents.
  • Indecent Exposure: A warm and flashy blend of bare apples, oranges, and berries with streaks of cinnamon, vanilla, and barely-there clove. It’ll leave you with only a smile on.
4 products

  • Witchcraft Scented Candle - Presumed Innoscent Witchcraft Scented Candle - Presumed Innoscent

    Witchcraft Scented Candle

    Notes: Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap Suspect Description: The suspect, identified as a practitioner of alleged witchcraft, was apprehended near the old mill and was noted to emit a distinct odor of damp forest foliage layered with fresh apple and a hint of gingersnap. Witnesses reported the aroma lingering in the vicinity as she performed unauthorized ritual activities in violation of local ordinance. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

    $6.00 - $21.00

  • Indecent Exposure Scented Candle Indecent Exposure Scented Candle

    Indecent Exposure Scented Candle

    Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

    $8.00 - $21.00

  • Vandalism Scented Candle Vandalism Scented Candle

    Vandalism Scented Candle

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    Notes: Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, Plum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla Suspect Description: Suspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent.  Thoughtful gift for criminals. Great gift for law enforcement and lawyers. Hand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Shipping available worldwide, and in stock at the following locations! Hanover Place (Downtown Fredericksburg VA) Del Ray Vintage & Flea Market Find our full calendar of in person events here: Find Us!

    $6.00 - $21.00

  • Last stock! Unauthorized Practice of Medicine Scented Candle - Presumed Innoscent Unauthorized Practice of Medicine Scented Candle - Presumed Innoscent

    Unauthorized Practice of Medicine Scented Candle

    Notes: Coffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Milk, Sugar  Suspect Description: Arrested after operating an unlicensed clinic fueled by coffee fumes and misguided confidence. Smells strongly of espresso, mocha, and milk. Calm demeanor, jittery pulse. Hand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief. 

    $8.00 - $24.00

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