Room Sprays

Enjoy your favorite crime as a room/linen spray!

17 products

  • Last stock! Indecent Exposure Room Spray

    Indecent Exposure Room Spray

    Notes: Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon) Suspect Description: Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to "full disclosure" was excessive. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Drug Possession Room Spray

    Drug Possession Room Spray

    Notes: Nag Champa Incense Suspect Description: Suspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Breaking & Entering Room Spray Breaking & Entering Room Spray

    Breaking & Entering Room Spray

    Notes: Snickerdoodle (Cinnamon, Butter, Vanilla, Sugar, Honey, Cream) Suspect Description: Caught red-handed, suspect explained the crowbar was his "emotional support tool" and insisted he was only breaking in because Zillow said the house was "open concept." Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Arson Room Spray

    Arson Room Spray

    Notes: Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple Suspect Description: Suspect claimed he was conducting "combustion research". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results. Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

  • Last stock! Shoplifting Room Spray - Presumed Innoscent

    Shoplifting Room Spray

    Notes: Fresh Mint, Peppermint, Vanilla, Camphor Suspect Description: She said she wasn’t stealing—just giving the merchandise a trial run. The officers admired her confidence almost as much as her ability to hide three candles and a rotisserie chicken in one handbag.  Hand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.

    $8.00 - $14.00

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