{"title":"Woody \u0026 Smoky","description":"\u003cp\u003eGrounding, rich fragrances built on cedar, smoke, sandalwood, and tobacco. Deep, moody, and a little bit mysterious — just like everyone on our suspect list.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"witchcraft","title":"Witchcraft Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Officers found suspect behind an old storefront, muttering unintelligible phrases over a cauldron - something about toil and trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47105719009332,"sku":"C-WIT-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335268843572,"sku":"C-WIT-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Amber Jar | 8 oz","offer_id":47779885613108,"sku":"C-WIT-AM8","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47105718943796,"sku":"C-WIT-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47284537229364,"sku":"C-WIT-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47652293312564,"sku":"C-WIT-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/witchcraft-scented-candle-1044445.jpg?v=1771770050"},{"product_id":"smuggling-soap-bar","title":"Smuggling Soap Bar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes\u003c\/strong\u003e: Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuspect Description\u003c\/strong\u003e: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was \"just the delivery guy\", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFull ingredient list of soap base can be found here: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stephenson.lon1.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com\/CRYSTAL-OATMEAL-SHEA-(EN)---SDS-V8.pdf\" title=\"Stephensen Crystal Natural White Soap Base\"\u003eLINK\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47228796436532,"sku":"S-SMG-4","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/smuggling-soap-bar-5102261.jpg?v=1768905673"},{"product_id":"smuggling-scented-candle","title":"Smuggling Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was \"just the delivery guy\", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47242593402932,"sku":"C-SMG-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324135522356,"sku":"C-SMG-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Amber Jar | 8 oz","offer_id":47242593304628,"sku":"C-SMG-AJ8","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47242593271860,"sku":"C-SMG-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47272953610292,"sku":"C-SMG-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47652297867316,"sku":"C-SMG-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47242593239092,"sku":"C-SMG-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/smuggling-scented-candle-4816336.jpg?v=1771185692"},{"product_id":"arson-room-spray","title":"Arson Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect claimed he was conducting \"combustion research\". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47381633302580,"sku":"RS-AR-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47381633335348,"sku":"RS-AR-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/FullSizeRender.heic?v=1767300011"},{"product_id":"drug-possession","title":"Drug Possession Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Nag Champa Incense\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47382584557620,"sku":"RS-DP-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47382584590388,"sku":"RS-DP-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/IMG-0031.heic?v=1767373108"},{"product_id":"arson-candle","title":"Arson Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect claimed he was conducting \"combustion research\". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47382934913076,"sku":"C-AR-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 5 oz","offer_id":47382935732276,"sku":"C-AR-BT5","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47382934880308,"sku":"C-AR-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47382934847540,"sku":"C-AR-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47382935470132,"sku":"C-AR-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/arson-scented-candle-3253347.jpg?v=1768905675"},{"product_id":"drug-possession-candle","title":"Drug Possession Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Nag Champa Incense\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47382943137844,"sku":"C-DP-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 5 oz","offer_id":47382943105076,"sku":"C-DP-BT5","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47382943072308,"sku":"C-DP-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47382943039540,"sku":"C-DP-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47382943006772,"sku":"C-DP-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47417096667188,"sku":"C-DP-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/drug-possession-scented-candle-3313739.jpg?v=1768905673"},{"product_id":"smuggling-room-spray","title":"Smuggling Room and Fabric Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was \"just the delivery guy\", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47417967116340,"sku":"RS-SMG-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47417967149108,"sku":"RS-SMG-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/IMG-0096.heic?v=1768258307"},{"product_id":"witchcraft-room-spray","title":"Witchcraft Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e The suspect, identified as a practitioner of alleged witchcraft, was apprehended near the old mill and was noted to emit a distinct odor of damp forest foliage layered with fresh apple and a hint of gingersnap. Witnesses reported the aroma lingering in the vicinity as she performed unauthorized ritual activities in violation of local ordinance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47418013384756,"sku":"RS-WIT-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47418013417524,"sku":"RS-WIT-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/witchcraft-room-spray-7638388.jpg?v=1768905731"},{"product_id":"arson-6pc-wax-melt","title":"Arson 6pc Wax Melt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect claimed he was conducting \"combustion research\". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47565279494196,"sku":"WM-ARS-6pc","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/arson-6pc-wax-melt-presumed-innoscent-7491671.jpg?v=1773166746"},{"product_id":"witchcraft-6pc-wax-melt","title":"Witchcraft 6pc Wax Melt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Officers found suspect behind an old storefront, muttering unintelligible phrases over a cauldron - something about toil and trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47565280247860,"sku":"WM-WIT-6pc","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/witchcraft-6pc-wax-melt-presumed-innoscent-9979575.jpg?v=1773166747"},{"product_id":"smuggling-6pc-wax-melt","title":"Smuggling 6pc Wax Melt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was \"just the delivery guy\", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47571977109556,"sku":"WM-SMG-6pc","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/smuggling-6pc-wax-melt-presumed-innoscent-2246400.jpg?v=1773332467"},{"product_id":"drug-possession-6pc-wax-melt","title":"Drug Possession 6pc Wax Melt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Nag Champa Incense\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47571977502772,"sku":"WM-DP-6pc","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/drug-possession-6pc-wax-melt-presumed-innoscent-8215187.jpg?v=1773332468"},{"product_id":"drug-possession-scented-candle-small-silver-plated-sugar-dish","title":"Exhibit A: Drug Possession - Small Silver-Plated Sugar Dish","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Nag Champa Incense\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47576797151284,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/drug-possession-scented-candle-small-silver-plated-sugar-dish-presumed-innoscent-4570586.jpg?v=1773498188"},{"product_id":"smuggling-scented-candle-cut-glass","title":"Smuggling: Exhibit A - Vintage cut glass jar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was \"just the delivery guy\", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47576798003252,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/smuggling-scented-candle-vintage-cut-glass-jar-presumed-innoscent-4490941.jpg?v=1773498189"},{"product_id":"witchcraft-soap-bar","title":"Witchcraft Soap Bar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Officers found suspect behind an old storefront, muttering unintelligible phrases over a cauldron - something about toil and trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFull ingredient list of soap base can be found here: \u003ca title=\"Stephensen Crystal Natural White Soap Base\" href=\"https:\/\/stephenson.lon1.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com\/CRYSTAL-OATMEAL-SHEA-(EN)---SDS-V8.pdf\"\u003eLINK\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47577370755124,"sku":"S-WC-4","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/witchcraft-soap-bar-presumed-innoscent-6795821.jpg?v=1773498187"},{"product_id":"witchcraft-aloe-shea-lotion","title":"Witchcraft Aloe \u0026 Shea Lotion","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Officers found suspect behind an old storefront, muttering unintelligible phrases over a cauldron - something about toil and trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOur lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca title=\"Stephensen Crystal Natural White Soap Base\" href=\"https:\/\/stephenson.lon1.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com\/CRYSTAL-OATMEAL-SHEA-(EN)---SDS-V8.pdf\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47675960066100,"sku":"L-WC-8","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/witchcraft-aloe-shea-lotion-presumed-innoscent-3331432.jpg?v=1775901129"},{"product_id":"smuggling-aloe-shea-lotion","title":"Smuggling Aloe \u0026 Shea Lotion","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was \"just the delivery guy\", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOur lotions include a blend of natural oils, butters, and vitamins like Safflower Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamins A, C, and E. Treat your skin to this indulgent lotion designed to replenish, moisturize and restore.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47689548660788,"sku":"L-SMG-8","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/smuggling-aloe-shea-lotion-presumed-innoscent-9663342.jpg?v=1776398292"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/collections\/woody.jpg?v=1783268370","url":"https:\/\/presumedinnoscents.com\/collections\/woody-smoky.oembed","provider":"Presumed Innoscent","version":"1.0","type":"link"}