{"title":"Criminal Exhibits","description":"\u003ch3\u003eUniquely crafted scented candles in one-of-a-kind vintage vessels, brought to you by Presumed Innoscent.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll of our jars are high quality and designed for re-use after candle completion, and this line is no different. \u003cstrong\u003eAdd some style to your home today!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLearn more about the history of each container on the product page, including net weight and estimated burn time.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eOffered for bail \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eby Presumed Innoscent (IG: \u003ca title=\"Presumed Innoscent Instagram\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/presumed.innoscent\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e@Presumed.Innoscent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"adultery-scented-candle-mcm-glassware","title":"Adultery: Exhibit A - Mid-Century Modern Glassware","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Jasmine, Sugar, Amber, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eMale, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47575768956980,"sku":"Exhibit-Adultery-MCMGlassTumbler","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/adultery-scented-candle-mid-century-modern-glassware-presumed-innoscent-4984568.jpg?v=1773415688"},{"product_id":"serial-killing-scented-candle-large-candy-dish","title":"Serial Killing: Exhibit A - Large Candy Dish","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eFruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes \"collecting souvenirs\" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47576740888628,"sku":"Exhibit-SerialKilling-LargeCandyDish","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/serial-killing-scented-candle-large-candy-dish-presumed-innoscent-6776061.jpg?v=1773415687"},{"product_id":"disturbing-the-peace-handmade-vintage-ceramic-lidded-jar","title":"Disturbing the Peace: Exhibit A - Handmade vintage ceramic lidded jar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eLavender, Lemon, Vanilla, Amber, Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47576765923380,"sku":"Exhibit-DisturbingPeace-HandmadeVintageCeramicPainted","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/disturbing-the-peace-scented-candle-handmade-vintage-ceramic-lidded-jar-presumed-innoscent-1899309.jpg?v=1773415689"},{"product_id":"indecent-exposure-johnson-brothers-regency-sugar-bowl-with-lid","title":"Indecent Exposure: Exhibit A - Johnson Brothers Regency Sugar Bowl with Lid","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eMale, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to \"full disclosure\" was excessive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47576779096116,"sku":"Exhibit-IndecentExposure-JohnsonBrotherWhiteSwirl","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/indecent-exposure-scented-candle-johnson-brothers-regency-sugar-bowl-with-lid-presumed-innoscent-2865615.jpg?v=1773415688"},{"product_id":"arson-scented-candle-vintage-silver-plated-sugar-bowl","title":"Arson: Exhibit A - Vintage Silver-plated sugar bowl","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect claimed he was conducting \"combustion research\". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47576781783092,"sku":"Exhibit-Arson-VintageSilverPlated","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/arson-scented-candle-vintage-silver-plated-sugar-bowl-presumed-innoscent-7015104.jpg?v=1773415688"},{"product_id":"piracy-scented-candle-vintage-pewter-art-deco-sugar-bowl","title":"Piracy: Exhibit B - Vintage Pewter Art Deco Sugar Bowl","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eApprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47576787157044,"sku":"Exhibit-Piracy-ArtDecoSugarBowl","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/piracy-scented-candle-vintage-pewter-art-deco-sugar-bowl-presumed-innoscent-3766897.jpg?v=1773415688"},{"product_id":"shoplifting-scented-candle-festive-ceramic-sugar-bowl","title":"Shoplifting: Exhibit A - Festive ceramic sugar bowl","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eDefendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47576787910708,"sku":"Exhibit-Shoplifting-FestiveSugarBowl","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/shoplifting-scented-candle-festive-ceramic-sugar-bowl-presumed-innoscent-5313955.jpg?v=1773415688"},{"product_id":"piracy-scented-candle-copy","title":"Piracy: Exhibit A - Mid-Century Modern Glassware","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eApprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47659873796148,"sku":"Exhibit-PIracy-MCMTumbler","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/exhibit-a-piracy-mid-century-modern-glassware-presumed-innoscent-2784482.jpg?v=1775321106"},{"product_id":"exhibit-a-entrapment","title":"Entrapment: Exhibit A - Mid-Century Modern Glassware","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Lemon, Cinnamon, Cream, Clove, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHe didn’t bite—he was baited. One minute, he’s minding his own business, the next, he's enticed with an offer too good to refuse. Now he’s walking out of court with that smug little half-grin, freshly absolved and legally untouchable. Not guilty by reason of getting played. The jury laughed, the judge sighed, and somewhere a fed is updating their training manual.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47659907481652,"sku":"Exhibit-Entrapment-MCMTumbler","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/exhibit-a-entrapment-mid-century-modern-glassware-presumed-innoscent-7483814.jpg?v=1775321106"},{"product_id":"exhibit-b-vandalism-mid-century-modern-glassware","title":"Vandalism: Exhibit A - Mid-Century Modern Glassware","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003ePlum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSuspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThoughtful gift for criminals. Great gift for law enforcement and lawyers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eShipping available worldwide, and in stock at the following locations!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.hanoverplacefxbg.com\/\" title=\"Hanover Place\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eHanover Place\u003c\/a\u003e (Downtown Fredericksburg VA)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/delrayvintageflea.com\/\" title=\"Del Ray Vintage \u0026amp; Flea Market\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eDel Ray Vintage \u0026amp; Flea Market\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eFind our full calendar of in person events here: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/presumedinnoscents.com\/pages\/find-us\" title=\"Find us at upcoming local events!\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eFind Us!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47659908628532,"sku":"Exhibit-Vandalism-MCMTumbler","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/exhibit-a-vandalism-mid-century-modern-glassware-presumed-innoscent-3142109.jpg?v=1775321106"},{"product_id":"adultery-exhibit-b-vintage-art-deco-optic-swirl-glass-cocktai-martini-shaker-chrome-lid","title":"Adultery: Exhibit B - Vintage Art Deco Optic Swirl Glass Cocktai Martini Shaker Chrome Lid","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Jasmine, Sugar, Amber, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eMale, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47676026978356,"sku":"Exhibit-Adultery-VintageOpticSwirlCocktailShaker","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/adultery-exhibit-b-vintage-art-deco-optic-swirl-glass-cocktai-martini-shaker-chrome-lid-presumed-innoscent-8053361.jpg?v=1775901128"},{"product_id":"serial-killing-exhibit-b-barbie-print-apothecary-jar","title":"Serial Killing: Exhibit B - Barbie Print Apothecary Jar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eFruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes \"collecting souvenirs\" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47676039987252,"sku":"Exhibit-SK-BarbiePrintApothecary","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/serial-killing-exhibit-b-barbie-print-apothecary-jar-presumed-innoscent-5436893.jpg?v=1775901127"},{"product_id":"witchcraft-exhibit-a-vintage-triple-diamonds-atomic-argyle-mid-century-tumbler","title":"Witchcraft: Exhibit A - Vintage Triple Diamonds Atomic Argyle Mid Century Tumbler","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Officers found suspect behind an old storefront, muttering unintelligible phrases over a cauldron - something about toil and trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47689204236340,"sku":"Exhibit-Witchcraft-MCMDiamondTumbler","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/witchcraft-exhibit-a-vintage-triple-diamonds-atomic-argyle-mid-century-tumbler-presumed-innoscent-7294801.jpg?v=1776398287"},{"product_id":"smuggling-exhibit-b-vintage-hand-painted-porcelain-spice-jar","title":"Smuggling: Exhibit B - Vintage Hand-painted Porcelain Spice Jar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was \"just the delivery guy\", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47689331179572,"sku":"Exhibit-Smuggling-VintageHandpaintedPaprikaHungarySpiceJar","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/smuggling-exhibit-b-vintage-hand-painted-porcelain-spice-jar-presumed-innoscent-8180904.jpg?v=1776398288"},{"product_id":"witchcraft-exhibit-a-vintage-silver-plated-lidded-sugar-bowl","title":"Witchcraft: Exhibit B - Vintage Silver-Plated Lidded Sugar Bowl","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Officers found suspect behind an old storefront, muttering unintelligible phrases over a cauldron - something about toil and trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47790770126900,"sku":"Exhibit-Witchcraft-SilverPlatedSugarBowl","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/witchcraft-exhibit-b-vintage-silver-plated-lidded-sugar-bowl-presumed-innoscent-1433360.jpg?v=1778304066"},{"product_id":"shoplifting-exhibit-a-vintage-pressed-glass-candy-dish-with-lid","title":"Shoplifting: Exhibit B - Vintage Pressed Glass Candy Dish with Lid","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eDefendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47790847033396,"sku":"Exhibit-Shoplifting-VintagePressedGlassSugarBowl","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/shoplifting-exhibit-b-vintage-pressed-glass-candy-dish-with-lid-presumed-innoscent-9888816.jpg?v=1778304067"},{"product_id":"vandalism-exhibit-b-vintage-pressed-glass-sugar-bowl-with-lid","title":"Vandalism: Exhibit B - Vintage Pressed Glass Candy Dish with Lid","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003ePlum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSuspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThoughtful gift for criminals. Great gift for law enforcement and lawyers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eShipping available worldwide, and in stock at the following locations!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.hanoverplacefxbg.com\/\" title=\"Hanover Place\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eHanover Place\u003c\/a\u003e (Downtown Fredericksburg VA)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/delrayvintageflea.com\/\" title=\"Del Ray Vintage \u0026amp; Flea Market\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eDel Ray Vintage \u0026amp; Flea Market\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eFind our full calendar of in person events here: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/presumedinnoscents.com\/pages\/find-us\" title=\"Find us at upcoming local events!\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eFind Us!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47790916173876,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/vandalism-exhibit-b-vintage-pressed-glass-candy-dish-with-lid-presumed-innoscent-5760607.jpg?v=1778304067"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/collections\/vintage-vessel-scented-candles-8899167.jpg?v=1773699786","url":"https:\/\/presumedinnoscents.com\/collections\/vintage-vessel-scented-candles.oembed","provider":"Presumed Innoscent","version":"1.0","type":"link"}