{"title":"Unauthorized Practice of Medicine","description":"\u003ch4\u003eCoffee, caramel, vanilla, milk, and sugar make this the only prescription you'll actually want to fill. No license required.\u003c\/h4\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"unauthorized-practice-of-medicine","title":"Unauthorized Practice of Medicine Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eCoffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Milk, Sugar \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect was caught offering “miracle surgeries” in a strip mall, where anesthesia was replaced with numbing cream from the dollar store. Patients grew suspicious when post-op advice included “just walk it off.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none white-space-prewrap\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47148153569332,"sku":"C-UPM-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335273791540,"sku":"C-UPM-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47148153503796,"sku":"C-UPM-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47207228047412,"sku":"C-UPM-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417092898868,"sku":"C-UPM-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/unauthorized-practice-of-medicine-scented-candle-7336377.jpg?v=1771770076"},{"product_id":"unauthorized-practice-of-medicine-room-spray","title":"Unauthorized Practice of Medicine Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Coffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Sugar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSuspect was caught offering “miracle surgeries” in a strip mall, where anesthesia was replaced with numbing cream from the dollar store. Patients grew suspicious when post-op advice included “just walk it off.” \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47336767356980,"sku":"RS-UPM-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47336767389748,"sku":"RS-UPM-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/unauthorized-practice-of-medicine-room-spray-8-oz-presumed-innoscent-6429373.jpg?v=1782115638"},{"product_id":"unauthorized-practice-of-medicine-6pc-wax-melt","title":"Unauthorized Practice of Medicine 6pc Wax Melt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eCoffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Milk, Sugar \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect was caught offering “miracle surgeries” in a strip mall, where anesthesia was replaced with numbing cream from the dollar store. Patients grew suspicious when post-op advice included “just walk it off.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none white-space-prewrap\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. 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