{"title":"Stocking Stuffers Under $15","description":"\u003cp\u003eSmall gifts with a criminal record, all under $15 and most under $10. These work as stocking stuffers, Secret Santa and white elephant gifts, teacher and coworker gifts, or an add-on to a bigger present. Every one is named for a criminal charge and comes with its own suspect description, so it gets a laugh at the gift exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 6-piece soy wax melts ($5), oatmeal and shea butter soap bars ($6), room and fabric sprays (from $8) and mugshot matchbooks, in scents from Shoplifting (peppermint, vanilla and cream) to Money Laundering (fresh linen and clean cotton). Everything is made in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShopping for someone specific? See \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-lawyers\"\u003egifts for lawyers\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-law-enforcement\"\u003egifts for police and law enforcement\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/true-crime-gifts\"\u003etrue crime gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"piracy-soap-bar","title":"Piracy Soap Bar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e Apprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. 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