{"title":"Gifts for Police \u0026 Law Enforcement","description":"\u003cp\u003eA gift for the police officer, detective, deputy, dispatcher or academy graduate in your life, named for the calls they actually take. Disturbing the Peace is lavender, lemon, eucalyptus and cedar for the end of a long shift. Shoplifting is peppermint, vanilla and cream. Arson is bonfire smoke and maple. Failure to Appear is sea salt and orange peel for the warrant squad and the bailiffs, and Espionage is rose and jasmine for the federal agents. Vandalism, Drug Possession, Smuggling and Indecent Exposure round out the docket, and every one comes with its own suspect description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach scent is hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia. Candles are 100% American-grown soy wax with cotton wicks, and every scent also comes as wax melts and a room and fabric spray for the squad room or the patrol car, with soap and lotion in select scents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrdering for a department, a retirement party or National Police Week? \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/bulk-and-wholesale\"\u003eAsk us about bulk orders.\u003c\/a\u003e Not sure which to pick? Read our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/crime-reports\/gifts-for-police-officers\"\u003egift guide for police officers by unit\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"indecent-exposure","title":"Indecent Exposure Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e Male, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. 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