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Shoplifting is peppermint, vanilla and cream, and Indecent Exposure is mulled cider, the one that gets passed around at every holiday party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost stations and dispatch centers don't allow open flames, so every scent also comes as wax melts and a room and fabric spray, with soap and lotion in select scents. Everything is hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, with 100% American-grown soy wax and cotton wicks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFirst responders get 15% off.\u003c\/strong\u003e Police, sheriff, fire, EMS and 911 can \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/first-responders\"\u003everify here\u003c\/a\u003e for the discount. 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