{"title":"Gifts for Accountants \u0026 CPAs","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwo scents every accountant, CPA, auditor, bookkeeper and compliance officer will appreciate, because they've spent a career making sure neither one happens. Embezzlement is mango, pineapple, citrus, peach and sandalwood: a tropical vacation somebody else paid for. Money Laundering is fresh linen, citrus and clean cotton, as clean as the books are supposed to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth come as a 100% American-grown soy candle, wax melts and a room and fabric spray, and Money Laundering also comes as soap and lotion. All are hand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia. They make an easy gift for the end of tax season, a new CPA license, a retirement or the office gift exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed a set for the whole finance team? \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/bulk-and-wholesale\"\u003eWe do bulk orders.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"money-laundering","title":"Money Laundering Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who loves the smell of fresh laundry, and a funny gift for accountants, bankers, compliance teams and financial-crimes prosecutors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBurn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47100262940724,"sku":"C-ML-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335279394868,"sku":"C-ML-JJ6","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47347523682356,"sku":"C-ML-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/Money_Laundering_Group_Photo.jpg?v=1792675206"},{"product_id":"embezzlement","title":"Embezzlement Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mango, Pineapple, Lemons, Limes, Sugared Oranges, Peach, Sandalwood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e Apprehended on a tropical beach vacation, suspect was found lounging under palm shade with the embezzled funds’ luxury evident in every detail. Sun-warmed skin, ocean breeze, and a drink in hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who loves a bright tropical fruit scent, and a gift for accountants, auditors and white-collar lawyers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-poured in small batches in Falls Church, Virginia, for a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% American-grown soy wax with a cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium fragrance oils. Vegan, phthalate-free and paraben-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBurn time: 3 oz ~18 hrs · 6.5 oz ~40 hrs · 8.4 oz ~55 hrs · 11 oz ~70 hrs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47156965605428,"sku":"C-EMB-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324142862388,"sku":"C-EMB-JJ6","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417109970996,"sku":"C-EMB-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/embezzlement-scented-candle-9683476.jpg?v=1771770096"},{"product_id":"money-laundering-roomspray","title":"Money Laundering Room and Fabric Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e Suspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. 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