{"title":"Presumed Innoscent Criminal Scents","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/presumedinnoscents.com\/pages\/browse-our-lineup\" title=\"Browse our Lineup\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 170, 255);\"\u003eClick here to browse our lineup of criminally good fragrances\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, available in multiple forms:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCandles (Standard Sizes + Unique 'Exhibits')\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWax Tarts\/Melts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBar Soap (Shea \u0026amp; Oat)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAir Fresheners (Room\/Fabric Sprays)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNourishing Lotion (Blend including Vitamins A, C \u0026amp; E, Aloe, and Shea Butter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAll hand-poured in small batches\u003c\/strong\u003e from natural ingredients that \u003cem\u003einvite you to indulge in a little mischief\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"Browse our Lineup\" href=\"https:\/\/presumedinnoscents.com\/pages\/browse-our-lineup\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eOffered for bail \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eby Presumed Innoscent (IG: \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 170, 255);\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: rgb(0, 170, 255);\" title=\"Presumed Innoscent Instagram\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/presumed.innoscent\/\"\u003e@Presumed.Innoscent\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"entrapment","title":"Entrapment Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Lemon, Cinnamon, Cream, Clove, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHe didn’t bite—he was baited. One minute, he’s minding his own business, the next, he's enticed with an offer too good to refuse. Now he’s walking out of court with that smug little half-grin, freshly absolved and legally untouchable. Not guilty by reason of getting played. The jury laughed, the judge sighed, and somewhere a fed is updating their training manual.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47096238178356,"sku":"C-ENT-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 5 oz","offer_id":47164052242484,"sku":"C-ENT-BT5","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324090499124,"sku":"C-ENT-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47096238112820,"sku":"C-ENT-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47703401726004,"sku":"C-ENT-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47272954560564,"sku":"C-ENT-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47641485475892,"sku":"C-ENT-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/entrapment-scented-candle-6398339.jpg?v=1772265682"},{"product_id":"indecent-exposure","title":"Indecent Exposure Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eMale, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to \"full disclosure\" was excessive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47100217458740,"sku":"C-IE-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47326770954292,"sku":"C-IE-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47100217393204,"sku":"C-IE-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47208243789876,"sku":"C-IE-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47565243121716,"sku":"C-IE-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47592613642292,"sku":"C-IE-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/indecent-exposure-scented-candle-1681255.jpg?v=1772265833"},{"product_id":"money-laundering","title":"Money Laundering Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSuspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47100262940724,"sku":"C-ML-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 5 oz","offer_id":47100262907956,"sku":"C-ML-BT5","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335279394868,"sku":"C-ML-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Amber Jar | 8 oz","offer_id":47779913203764,"sku":null,"price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47100262875188,"sku":"C-ML-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47347523682356,"sku":"C-ML-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/money-laundering-scented-candle-6170206.jpg?v=1772266145"},{"product_id":"piracy","title":"Piracy Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eApprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47101344841780,"sku":"C-PIR-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5  oz","offer_id":47335277920308,"sku":"C-PIR-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47101344776244,"sku":"C-PIR-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417101910068,"sku":"C-PIR-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47163786592308,"sku":"C-PIR-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/piracy-scented-candle-2034882.jpg?v=1772266192"},{"product_id":"shoplifting","title":"Shoplifting Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eDefendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47101795237940,"sku":"C-SL-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 5 oz","offer_id":47101795205172,"sku":"C-SL-BT5","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335265730612,"sku":"C-SL-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47101795172404,"sku":"C-SL-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47347520208948,"sku":"C-SL-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47274339500084,"sku":"C-SL-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47156969340980,"sku":"C-SL-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/shoplifting-scented-candle-6115982.jpg?v=1772266408"},{"product_id":"vandalism","title":"Vandalism Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003ePlum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSuspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThoughtful gift for criminals. Great gift for law enforcement and lawyers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eShipping available worldwide, and in stock at the following locations!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.hanoverplacefxbg.com\/\" title=\"Hanover Place\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eHanover Place\u003c\/a\u003e (Downtown Fredericksburg VA)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/delrayvintageflea.com\/\" title=\"Del Ray Vintage \u0026amp; Flea Market\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eDel Ray Vintage \u0026amp; Flea Market\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eFind our full calendar of in person events here: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/presumedinnoscents.com\/pages\/find-us\" title=\"Find us at upcoming local events!\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eFind Us!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47101815750708,"sku":"C-VAN-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 6.4 oz","offer_id":47242664017972,"sku":"C-VAN-BT6.4","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335277690932,"sku":"C-VAN-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47101815685172,"sku":"C-VAN-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47272959934516,"sku":"C-VAN-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47779938107444,"sku":"C-VAN-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/Vandalism-3oz-Candle-Glove.heic?v=1771707296"},{"product_id":"witchcraft","title":"Witchcraft Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Officers found suspect behind an old storefront, muttering unintelligible phrases over a cauldron - something about toil and trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47105719009332,"sku":"C-WIT-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335268843572,"sku":"C-WIT-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Amber Jar | 8 oz","offer_id":47779885613108,"sku":"C-WIT-AM8","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47105718943796,"sku":"C-WIT-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47284537229364,"sku":"C-WIT-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47652293312564,"sku":"C-WIT-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/witchcraft-scented-candle-1044445.jpg?v=1771770050"},{"product_id":"unauthorized-practice-of-medicine","title":"Unauthorized Practice of Medicine Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eCoffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Milk, Sugar \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect was caught offering “miracle surgeries” in a strip mall, where anesthesia was replaced with numbing cream from the dollar store. Patients grew suspicious when post-op advice included “just walk it off.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none white-space-prewrap\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47148153569332,"sku":"C-UPM-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335273791540,"sku":"C-UPM-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47148153503796,"sku":"C-UPM-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47207228047412,"sku":"C-UPM-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417092898868,"sku":"C-UPM-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/unauthorized-practice-of-medicine-scented-candle-7336377.jpg?v=1771770076"},{"product_id":"embezzlement","title":"Embezzlement Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eMango, Pineapple, Lemons, Limes, Sugared Oranges, Peach, Sandalwood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Apprehended on a tropical beach vacation, suspect was found lounging under palm shade with the embezzled funds’ luxury evident in every detail. Sun-warmed skin, ocean breeze, and a drink in hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47156965605428,"sku":"C-EMB-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324142862388,"sku":"C-EMB-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47156965539892,"sku":"C-EMB-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47242646945844,"sku":"C-EMB-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417109970996,"sku":"C-EMB-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/embezzlement-scented-candle-9683476.jpg?v=1771770096"},{"product_id":"serial-killing","title":"Serial Killing Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eFruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes \"collecting souvenirs\" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47200689094708,"sku":"C-SK-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324141649972,"sku":"C-SK-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47200688996404,"sku":"C-SK-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47241002156084,"sku":"C-SK-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417103679540,"sku":"C-SK-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47200688963636,"sku":"C-SK-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/serial-killing-scented-candle-7131855.jpg?v=1771770131"},{"product_id":"treason","title":"Treason Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eBlood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47207226212404,"sku":"C-TR-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324136046644,"sku":"C-TR-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47207226114100,"sku":"C-TR-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47274345922612,"sku":"C-TR-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417117999156,"sku":"C-TR-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/treason-scented-candle-4731639.jpg?v=1771770144"},{"product_id":"disturbing-the-peace","title":"Disturbing the Peace Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eLavender, Lemon, Vanilla, Amber, Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47207226409012,"sku":"C-DTP-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324137488436,"sku":"C-DTP-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47207226310708,"sku":"C-DTP-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417119670324,"sku":"C-DTP-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/disturbing-the-peace-scented-candle-small-squat-jelly-jar-3-oz-presumed-innoscent-2099839.jpg?v=1775238430"},{"product_id":"piracy-soap-bar","title":"Piracy Soap Bar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eApprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches, this natural moisturizing soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSafe for sensitive skin - full ingredient list of soap base can be found here: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.stephensonpersonalcare.com\/products\/crystal-natural-white\" title=\"Stephensen Crystal Natural White Soap Base\"\u003eLINK\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47226948288564,"sku":"S-PIR-4","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/disturbing-the-peace-soap-bar-9256177.jpg?v=1768905671"},{"product_id":"disturbing-the-peace-soap-bar","title":"Disturbing the Peace Soap Bar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eLavender, Lemon, Vanilla, Amber, Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFull ingredient list of soap base can be found here: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stephenson.lon1.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com\/CRYSTAL-OATMEAL-SHEA-(EN)---SDS-V8.pdf\" title=\"Stephensen Crystal Natural White Soap Base\"\u003eLINK\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47226951270452,"sku":"S-DTP-4","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/disturbing-the-peace-soap-bar-1509744.jpg?v=1768905671"},{"product_id":"shoplifting-soap-bar","title":"Shoplifting Soap Bar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDefendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFull ingredient list of soap base can be found here: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stephenson.lon1.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com\/CRYSTAL-OATMEAL-SHEA-(EN)---SDS-V8.pdf\" title=\"Stephensen Crystal Natural White Soap Base\"\u003eLINK\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47226951368756,"sku":"S-SL-4","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/shoplifting-soap-bar-3708702.jpg?v=1768905728"},{"product_id":"treason-soap-bar","title":"Treason Soap Bar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes\u003c\/strong\u003e: Blood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuspect Description\u003c\/strong\u003e: Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFull ingredient list of soap base can be found here: \u003ca title=\"Stephensen Crystal Natural White Soap Base\" href=\"https:\/\/stephenson.lon1.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com\/CRYSTAL-OATMEAL-SHEA-(EN)---SDS-V8.pdf\"\u003eLINK\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47228795224116,"sku":"S-TR-4","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/treason-soap-bar-5924036.jpg?v=1768905670"},{"product_id":"smuggling-soap-bar","title":"Smuggling Soap Bar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes\u003c\/strong\u003e: Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuspect Description\u003c\/strong\u003e: Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was \"just the delivery guy\", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFull ingredient list of soap base can be found here: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stephenson.lon1.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com\/CRYSTAL-OATMEAL-SHEA-(EN)---SDS-V8.pdf\" title=\"Stephensen Crystal Natural White Soap Base\"\u003eLINK\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47228796436532,"sku":"S-SMG-4","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/smuggling-soap-bar-5102261.jpg?v=1768905673"},{"product_id":"smuggling-scented-candle","title":"Smuggling Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was \"just the delivery guy\", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47242593402932,"sku":"C-SMG-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324135522356,"sku":"C-SMG-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Amber Jar | 8 oz","offer_id":47242593304628,"sku":"C-SMG-AJ8","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47242593271860,"sku":"C-SMG-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47272953610292,"sku":"C-SMG-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47652297867316,"sku":"C-SMG-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47242593239092,"sku":"C-SMG-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/smuggling-scented-candle-4816336.jpg?v=1771185692"},{"product_id":"indecent-exposure-copy","title":"Indecent Exposure 6pc Wax Melt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eMale, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to \"full disclosure\" was excessive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47243295522868,"sku":"WM-IE-6pc","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/indecent-exposure-6pc-wax-melt-presumed-innoscent-9455664.jpg?v=1772977626"},{"product_id":"piracy-copy-1","title":"Piracy 6pc Wax Melt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eApprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47243297914932,"sku":"WM-PIR-6pc","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/piracy-6pc-wax-melt-presumed-innoscent-4549011.jpg?v=1772977627"},{"product_id":"breaking-entering","title":"Breaking \u0026 Entering Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Snickerdoodle (Cinnamon, Butter, Vanilla, Sugar, Honey, Cream)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Caught red-handed, suspect explained the crowbar was his \"emotional support tool\" and insisted he was only breaking in because Zillow said the house was \"open concept.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47272961802292,"sku":"C-BE-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335275986996,"sku":"C-BE-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47272961671220,"sku":"C-BE-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47272961638452,"sku":"C-BE-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417097945140,"sku":"C-BE-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/breaking-entering-scented-candle-1546128.jpg?v=1768905738"},{"product_id":"criminal-matchbooks","title":"Mugshot Matchbooks","description":"\u003cp\u003eStrike a match and crack a smile with the perfect companion to our Criminal Candles. Each matchbook features a fun criminal mug shot on one side and witty text on the other, bringing humor to every light. Whether you're lighting a candle or just need a laugh, these playful matchbooks add a cheeky touch to your space. A fun, functional accessory for anyone who appreciates dark comedy and quality flames.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe have over a dozen varieties in stock - each order is filled with a healthy mix. If you spot a design you love, let us know in the order notes and we’ll do do best to accommodate!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47319518838836,"sku":"Matchbook-Mugshots","price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/IMG-9686.heic?v=1766150191"},{"product_id":"vintage-cute-jars-with-matchsticks-striker-on-bottom","title":"Vintage Glass Jars with Matchsticks \u0026 Strikers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd some old-school charm to your home with these adorable vintage glass jars. Each jar comes with matches and a built-in striker on the bottom. Ignite your decor in style with these cute and functional jars!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Glass Boot \/ 45 \/ Multicolor","offer_id":47335639842868,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Glass Mug \/ 50 \/ Multicolor","offer_id":47335641579572,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green Shot\/Sniffer Glass \/ 75 \/ Green","offer_id":47335659503668,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crystal mini vase \/ 35 \/ Green","offer_id":47337580691508,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear spice jar with red lid \/ 50 \/ Multicolor","offer_id":47348052983860,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tall glass mug \/ 60 \/ Multicolor","offer_id":47348073660468,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/vintage-glass-jars-with-matchsticks-strikers-1410434.jpg?v=1768905677"},{"product_id":"piracy-room-spray","title":"Piracy Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eApprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47336154071092,"sku":"RS-PIR-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47336154103860,"sku":"RS-PIR-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/shoplifting-room-spray-4098315.jpg?v=1768905728"},{"product_id":"unauthorized-practice-of-medicine-room-spray","title":"Unauthorized Practice of Medicine Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Coffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Sugar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSuspect was caught offering “miracle surgeries” in a strip mall, where anesthesia was replaced with numbing cream from the dollar store. Patients grew suspicious when post-op advice included “just walk it off.” \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47336767356980,"sku":"RS-UPM-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47336767389748,"sku":"RS-UPM-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/shoplifting-room-spray-4098315.jpg?v=1768905728"},{"product_id":"disturbing-the-peace-room-spray","title":"Disturbing the Peace Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Lavender, Lemon, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47336769093684,"sku":"RS-DTP-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47336769126452,"sku":"RS-DTP-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/shoplifting-room-spray-4098315.jpg?v=1768905728"},{"product_id":"treason-room-spray","title":"Treason Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Blood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eArrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47336772141108,"sku":"RS-TR-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47336772173876,"sku":"RS-TR-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/shoplifting-room-spray-4098315.jpg?v=1768905728"},{"product_id":"shoplifting-room-spray","title":"Shoplifting Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Fresh Mint, Peppermint, Vanilla, Camphor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eShe said she wasn’t stealing—just giving the merchandise a trial run. The officers admired her confidence almost as much as her ability to hide three candles and a rotisserie chicken in one handbag. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47346447548468,"sku":"RS-SL-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47346447581236,"sku":"RS-SL-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/shoplifting-room-spray-4098315.jpg?v=1768905728"},{"product_id":"serial-killing-soap-bar","title":"Serial Killing Soap Bar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eFruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes \"collecting souvenirs\" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFull ingredient list of soap base can be found here: \u003ca title=\"Stephensen Crystal Natural White Soap Base\" href=\"https:\/\/stephenson.lon1.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com\/CRYSTAL-OATMEAL-SHEA-(EN)---SDS-V8.pdf\"\u003eLINK\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47347319570484,"sku":"S-SK-4","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/serial-killing-soap-bar-7161390.jpg?v=1768905671"},{"product_id":"arson-room-spray","title":"Arson Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect claimed he was conducting \"combustion research\". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47381633302580,"sku":"RS-AR-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47381633335348,"sku":"RS-AR-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/FullSizeRender.heic?v=1767300011"},{"product_id":"breaking-entering-1","title":"Breaking \u0026 Entering Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Snickerdoodle (Cinnamon, Butter, Vanilla, Sugar, Honey, Cream)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Caught red-handed, suspect explained the crowbar was his \"emotional support tool\" and insisted he was only breaking in because Zillow said the house was \"open concept.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47381697921076,"sku":"RS-BE-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47381697953844,"sku":"RS-BE-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/FullSizeRender_0f18bd7d-e6c6-4254-8f04-9cc585252a5c.heic?v=1767388317"},{"product_id":"drug-possession","title":"Drug Possession Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Nag Champa Incense\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47382584557620,"sku":"RS-DP-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47382584590388,"sku":"RS-DP-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/IMG-0031.heic?v=1767373108"},{"product_id":"indecent-exposure-roomspray","title":"Indecent Exposure Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eMale, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to \"full disclosure\" was excessive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47382694690868,"sku":"RS-IE-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47382694723636,"sku":"RS-IE-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/IMG-0033.heic?v=1767375806"},{"product_id":"money-laundering-roomspray","title":"Money Laundering Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSuspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47382784081972,"sku":"RS-ML-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47382784114740,"sku":"RS-ML-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/IMG-0035.heic?v=1767384516"},{"product_id":"serial-killing-room-spray","title":"Serial Killing Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eFruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes \"collecting souvenirs\" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47382881697844,"sku":"RS-SK-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47382881730612,"sku":"RS-SK-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/FullSizeRender_cd46ba0c-7526-4e74-a0d1-5bee8d4416ff.heic?v=1767389064"},{"product_id":"arson-candle","title":"Arson Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect claimed he was conducting \"combustion research\". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47382934913076,"sku":"C-AR-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 5 oz","offer_id":47382935732276,"sku":"C-AR-BT5","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47382934880308,"sku":"C-AR-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47382934847540,"sku":"C-AR-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47382935470132,"sku":"C-AR-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/arson-scented-candle-3253347.jpg?v=1768905675"},{"product_id":"drug-possession-candle","title":"Drug Possession Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Nag Champa Incense\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47382943137844,"sku":"C-DP-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 5 oz","offer_id":47382943105076,"sku":"C-DP-BT5","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47382943072308,"sku":"C-DP-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47382943039540,"sku":"C-DP-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47382943006772,"sku":"C-DP-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47417096667188,"sku":"C-DP-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/drug-possession-scented-candle-3313739.jpg?v=1768905673"},{"product_id":"embezzlement-room-spray","title":"Embezzlement Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eMango, Pineapple, Lemons, Limes, Sugared Oranges, Peach, Sandalwood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Apprehended on a tropical beach vacation, suspect was found lounging under palm shade with the embezzled funds’ luxury evident in every detail. Sun-warmed skin, ocean breeze, and a drink in hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47417747996724,"sku":"RS-EMB-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47417748029492,"sku":"RS-EMB-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/embezzlement-room-spray-9641280.jpg?v=1768905670"},{"product_id":"entrapment-room-spray","title":"Entrapment Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Lemon, Cinnamon, Cream, Clove, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHe didn’t bite—he was baited. One minute, he’s minding his own business, the next, he's enticed with an offer too good to refuse. Now he’s walking out of court with that smug little half-grin, freshly absolved and legally untouchable. Not guilty by reason of getting played. The jury laughed, the judge sighed, and somewhere a fed is updating their training manual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47417955319860,"sku":"RS-ENT-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47417955352628,"sku":"RS-ENT-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/entrapment-room-spray-7730793.jpg?v=1768905668"},{"product_id":"smuggling-room-spray","title":"Smuggling Room and Fabric Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was \"just the delivery guy\", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47417967116340,"sku":"RS-SMG-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47417967149108,"sku":"RS-SMG-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/IMG-0096.heic?v=1768258307"},{"product_id":"witchcraft-room-spray","title":"Witchcraft Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e The suspect, identified as a practitioner of alleged witchcraft, was apprehended near the old mill and was noted to emit a distinct odor of damp forest foliage layered with fresh apple and a hint of gingersnap. Witnesses reported the aroma lingering in the vicinity as she performed unauthorized ritual activities in violation of local ordinance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47418013384756,"sku":"RS-WIT-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47418013417524,"sku":"RS-WIT-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/witchcraft-room-spray-7638388.jpg?v=1768905731"},{"product_id":"vandalism-room-spray","title":"Vandalism Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003ePlum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003eSuspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47418014236724,"sku":"RS-VL-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47418014269492,"sku":"RS-VL-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/vandalism-room-spray-8269828.jpg?v=1768905672"},{"product_id":"adultery-scented-candle","title":"Adultery Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Jasmine, Amber, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eMale, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47466269769780,"sku":"C-ADT-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47466269704244,"sku":"C-ADT-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47466269671476,"sku":"C-ADT-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47466271211572,"sku":"C-ADT-MJ10","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47466269638708,"sku":"C-ADT-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47685295013940,"sku":"C-ADT-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/Adultery-Scented-Candle-Group-Photo.jpg?v=1771763554"},{"product_id":"adultery-soap-bar","title":"Adultery Soap Bar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes\u003c\/strong\u003e: Vanilla, Amber, Jasmine, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuspect Description\u003c\/strong\u003e: Male, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural oatmeal and restorative shea butter, this soap invites you to indulge in a little mischief. Contains suspended oatmeal that exfoliates the skin plus the skin-loving properties of shea butter.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFull ingredient list of soap base can be found here: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stephenson.lon1.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com\/CRYSTAL-OATMEAL-SHEA-(EN)---SDS-V8.pdf\" title=\"Stephensen Crystal Natural White Soap Base\"\u003eLINK\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47523679928372,"sku":"S-ADL-4","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/Adultery-4oz-Soap-Bar.heic?v=1771709594"},{"product_id":"adultery-room-spray","title":"Adultery Room Spray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes\u003c\/strong\u003e: Vanilla, Sugar, Amber, Jasmine, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuspect Description\u003c\/strong\u003e: Male, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from a blend of natural, biodegradable ingredients, this room spray invites you to freshen up your space and indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":47523681206324,"sku":"RS-ADL-8","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":47523681239092,"sku":"RS-ADL-4","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/Adultery-8oz-Room-Spray_0f02beed-7a16-4718-aa84-2f14b8b2fcc1.heic?v=1771710115"},{"product_id":"adultery","title":"Adultery 6pc Wax Melt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eJasmine, Sugar, Amber, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eMale, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47538565251124,"sku":"WM-ADL-6pc","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/adultery-6pc-wax-melt-presumed-innoscent-7044175.jpg?v=1772977627"},{"product_id":"entrapment-1","title":"Entrapment 6pc Wax Melt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Lemon, Cinnamon, Cream, Clove, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHe didn’t bite—he was baited. One minute, he’s minding his own business, the next, he's enticed with an offer too good to refuse. Now he’s walking out of court with that smug little half-grin, freshly absolved and legally untouchable. Not guilty by reason of getting played. The jury laughed, the judge sighed, and somewhere a fed is updating their training manual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47538565414964,"sku":"WM-ENT-6pc","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/entrapment-6pc-wax-melt-presumed-innoscent-4611192.jpg?v=1772977627"},{"product_id":"breaking-entering-6pc-wax-melt","title":"Breaking \u0026 Entering 6pc Wax Melt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Snickerdoodle (Cinnamon, Butter, Vanilla, Sugar, Honey, Cream)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Caught red-handed, suspect explained the crowbar was his \"emotional support tool\" and insisted he was only breaking in because Zillow said the house was \"open concept.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47565258457140,"sku":"WM-BE-6pc","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/breaking-entering-6pc-wax-melt-presumed-innoscent-9529291.jpg?v=1773166747"},{"product_id":"treason-6pc-wax-melt","title":"Treason 6pc Wax Melt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eBlood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47565260161076,"sku":"WM-TRE-6pc","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/treason-6pc-wax-melt-presumed-innoscent-7758296.jpg?v=1773166747"},{"product_id":"vandalism-6pc-wax-melt","title":"Vandalism 6pc Wax Melt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003ePlum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSuspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, premium fragrance oils and dyes. 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free, these criminal melts offering a clean, long-lasting, flameless experience that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wax melts are the perfect way to enjoy your favorite criminal fragrance without a flame!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach wax melt cube provides 15-20 hours of fragrance before it begins to fade depending on the type of wax warmer used. Wax warmer required for use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47565267206196,"sku":"WM-VAL-6pc","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/vandalism-6pc-wax-melt-presumed-innoscent-8108298.jpg?v=1773166747"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/collections\/presumed-innoscent-criminals-9563476.jpg?v=1772977509","url":"https:\/\/presumedinnoscents.com\/collections\/criminals.oembed?page=2","provider":"Presumed Innoscent","version":"1.0","type":"link"}