{"title":"Candles","description":"\u003cp\u003eHand-poured in small batches with clean-burning soy wax, our candles are made to fill a room with personality — not just fragrance. Each scent is named (and numbered) after its own criminal charge, because ordinary candle names felt like a plea deal. Light one, and let the evidence speak for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"entrapment","title":"Entrapment Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Lemon, Cinnamon, Cream, Clove, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHe didn’t bite—he was baited. One minute, he’s minding his own business, the next, he's enticed with an offer too good to refuse. Now he’s walking out of court with that smug little half-grin, freshly absolved and legally untouchable. Not guilty by reason of getting played. The jury laughed, the judge sighed, and somewhere a fed is updating their training manual.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47096238178356,"sku":"C-ENT-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 5 oz","offer_id":47164052242484,"sku":"C-ENT-BT5","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324090499124,"sku":"C-ENT-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47096238112820,"sku":"C-ENT-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47703401726004,"sku":"C-ENT-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47272954560564,"sku":"C-ENT-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47641485475892,"sku":"C-ENT-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/entrapment-scented-candle-6398339.jpg?v=1772265682"},{"product_id":"indecent-exposure","title":"Indecent Exposure Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Mulled Cider (Apples, Oranges, Berries, Cloves, Vanilla, Cinnamon)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eMale, mid-30s, armed only with misplaced confidence and a poor grasp of public boundaries. Witnesses noted his commitment to \"full disclosure\" was excessive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47100217458740,"sku":"C-IE-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47326770954292,"sku":"C-IE-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47100217393204,"sku":"C-IE-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47208243789876,"sku":"C-IE-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47565243121716,"sku":"C-IE-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47592613642292,"sku":"C-IE-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/indecent-exposure-scented-candle-1681255.jpg?v=1772265833"},{"product_id":"money-laundering","title":"Money Laundering Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Fresh Linen, Citrus, Clean Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSuspect was apprehended after a quiet trail of scrubbed ledgers led investigators to their door. He insists it was simple bookkeeping, but the numbers told a cleaner story than truth ever could.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47100262940724,"sku":"C-ML-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 5 oz","offer_id":47100262907956,"sku":"C-ML-BT5","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335279394868,"sku":"C-ML-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Amber Jar | 8 oz","offer_id":47779913203764,"sku":null,"price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47100262875188,"sku":"C-ML-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47347523682356,"sku":"C-ML-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/money-laundering-scented-candle-6170206.jpg?v=1772266145"},{"product_id":"piracy","title":"Piracy Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Ozone, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Dark Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eApprehended aboard “The Reel Booty” after downloading and distributing thousands of illicit copies of the latest movies. Suspect has several defining features - wooden peg leg, hook for right hand, and an eye patch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47101344841780,"sku":"C-PIR-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5  oz","offer_id":47335277920308,"sku":"C-PIR-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47101344776244,"sku":"C-PIR-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417101910068,"sku":"C-PIR-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47163786592308,"sku":"C-PIR-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/piracy-scented-candle-2034882.jpg?v=1772266192"},{"product_id":"shoplifting","title":"Shoplifting Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Peppermint, Vanilla, Cream\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eDefendant argued charges should be dropped because all goods in question were intended as gifts. In the spirit of the holidays, the judge only sentenced her to community service.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47101795237940,"sku":"C-SL-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 5 oz","offer_id":47101795205172,"sku":"C-SL-BT5","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335265730612,"sku":"C-SL-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47101795172404,"sku":"C-SL-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47347520208948,"sku":"C-SL-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47274339500084,"sku":"C-SL-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47156969340980,"sku":"C-SL-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/shoplifting-scented-candle-6115982.jpg?v=1772266408"},{"product_id":"vandalism","title":"Vandalism Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Nutmeg, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003ePlum, Cherry, Cedar, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSuspect was apprehended while attempting to “enhance” a public restroom wall with unsolicited art. Witnesses reported he appeared deeply committed to his craft despite lacking any discernible talent. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThoughtful gift for criminals. Great gift for law enforcement and lawyers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from 100% natural soy wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eShipping available worldwide, and in stock at the following locations!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.hanoverplacefxbg.com\/\" title=\"Hanover Place\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eHanover Place\u003c\/a\u003e (Downtown Fredericksburg VA)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/delrayvintageflea.com\/\" title=\"Del Ray Vintage \u0026amp; Flea Market\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eDel Ray Vintage \u0026amp; Flea Market\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eFind our full calendar of in person events here: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/presumedinnoscents.com\/pages\/find-us\" title=\"Find us at upcoming local events!\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eFind Us!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47101815750708,"sku":"C-VAN-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 6.4 oz","offer_id":47242664017972,"sku":"C-VAN-BT6.4","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335277690932,"sku":"C-VAN-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47101815685172,"sku":"C-VAN-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47272959934516,"sku":"C-VAN-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47779938107444,"sku":"C-VAN-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/Vandalism-3oz-Candle-Glove.heic?v=1771707296"},{"product_id":"witchcraft","title":"Witchcraft Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Apple, Fir, Juniper, Cedar, Moss, Ozone, Iced Gingersnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Officers found suspect behind an old storefront, muttering unintelligible phrases over a cauldron - something about toil and trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47105719009332,"sku":"C-WIT-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335268843572,"sku":"C-WIT-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Amber Jar | 8 oz","offer_id":47779885613108,"sku":"C-WIT-AM8","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47105718943796,"sku":"C-WIT-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47284537229364,"sku":"C-WIT-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47652293312564,"sku":"C-WIT-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/witchcraft-scented-candle-1044445.jpg?v=1771770050"},{"product_id":"unauthorized-practice-of-medicine","title":"Unauthorized Practice of Medicine Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eCoffee, Caramel, Vanilla, Milk, Sugar \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect was caught offering “miracle surgeries” in a strip mall, where anesthesia was replaced with numbing cream from the dollar store. Patients grew suspicious when post-op advice included “just walk it off.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none white-space-prewrap\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47148153569332,"sku":"C-UPM-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335273791540,"sku":"C-UPM-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47148153503796,"sku":"C-UPM-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47207228047412,"sku":"C-UPM-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417092898868,"sku":"C-UPM-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/unauthorized-practice-of-medicine-scented-candle-7336377.jpg?v=1771770076"},{"product_id":"embezzlement","title":"Embezzlement Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eMango, Pineapple, Lemons, Limes, Sugared Oranges, Peach, Sandalwood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Apprehended on a tropical beach vacation, suspect was found lounging under palm shade with the embezzled funds’ luxury evident in every detail. Sun-warmed skin, ocean breeze, and a drink in hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47156965605428,"sku":"C-EMB-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324142862388,"sku":"C-EMB-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47156965539892,"sku":"C-EMB-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47242646945844,"sku":"C-EMB-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417109970996,"sku":"C-EMB-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/embezzlement-scented-candle-9683476.jpg?v=1771770096"},{"product_id":"serial-killing","title":"Serial Killing Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eFruit Loops (Lemon, Cake, and other fruits)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Neighbors describe the suspect as quiet, except for the late-night sound of power tools and classical music. His hobby list reportedly includes \"collecting souvenirs\" and smiling a little too fondly when asked about them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47200689094708,"sku":"C-SK-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324141649972,"sku":"C-SK-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47200688996404,"sku":"C-SK-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47241002156084,"sku":"C-SK-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417103679540,"sku":"C-SK-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47200688963636,"sku":"C-SK-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/serial-killing-scented-candle-7131855.jpg?v=1771770131"},{"product_id":"treason","title":"Treason Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eBlood Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Arrested following an investigation into activities deemed contrary to national interests. Suspect was surprised to learn that attempting to overthrow the government is an act of Treason.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47207226212404,"sku":"C-TR-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324136046644,"sku":"C-TR-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47207226114100,"sku":"C-TR-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47274345922612,"sku":"C-TR-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417117999156,"sku":"C-TR-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/treason-scented-candle-4731639.jpg?v=1771770144"},{"product_id":"disturbing-the-peace","title":"Disturbing the Peace Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eLavender, Lemon, Vanilla, Amber, Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Suspect taken into custody after reportedly turning a quiet evening into an unsolicited street performance. Nearby officers arrived during the first act, resulting in an early curtain call.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47207226409012,"sku":"C-DTP-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324137488436,"sku":"C-DTP-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47207226310708,"sku":"C-DTP-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417119670324,"sku":"C-DTP-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/disturbing-the-peace-scented-candle-small-squat-jelly-jar-3-oz-presumed-innoscent-2099839.jpg?v=1775238430"},{"product_id":"smuggling-scented-candle","title":"Smuggling Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Sandalwood, Citrus, Spices, Tobacco, Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Suspect was found near the loading docks carrying a large amount of unreported cargo. After attempting to explain he was \"just the delivery guy\", officers were unconvinced and completed the arrest without incident.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47242593402932,"sku":"C-SMG-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47324135522356,"sku":"C-SMG-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Amber Jar | 8 oz","offer_id":47242593304628,"sku":"C-SMG-AJ8","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47242593271860,"sku":"C-SMG-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47272953610292,"sku":"C-SMG-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47652297867316,"sku":"C-SMG-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47242593239092,"sku":"C-SMG-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/smuggling-scented-candle-4816336.jpg?v=1771185692"},{"product_id":"breaking-entering","title":"Breaking \u0026 Entering Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Snickerdoodle (Cinnamon, Butter, Vanilla, Sugar, Honey, Cream)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Caught red-handed, suspect explained the crowbar was his \"emotional support tool\" and insisted he was only breaking in because Zillow said the house was \"open concept.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47272961802292,"sku":"C-BE-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47335275986996,"sku":"C-BE-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47272961671220,"sku":"C-BE-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Large | Mayo Jar | 10.5 oz","offer_id":47272961638452,"sku":"C-BE-MJ10.5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47417097945140,"sku":"C-BE-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/breaking-entering-scented-candle-1546128.jpg?v=1768905738"},{"product_id":"arson-candle","title":"Arson Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Bonfire Embers, Smoke, Maple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect claimed he was conducting \"combustion research\". His study concluded early when the fire department arrived to peer-review his results.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured in small batches from natural wax, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47382934913076,"sku":"C-AR-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 5 oz","offer_id":47382935732276,"sku":"C-AR-BT5","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47382934880308,"sku":"C-AR-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47382934847540,"sku":"C-AR-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47382935470132,"sku":"C-AR-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/arson-scented-candle-3253347.jpg?v=1768905675"},{"product_id":"drug-possession-candle","title":"Drug Possession Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003e Nag Champa Incense\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\" style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\"\u003eSuspect was found behind the local bowling alley wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and dark glasses. Arrested shortly after officers paid a visit and were offered free samples.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. Our candles are 100% Vegan, Phthalate Free, Toxin Free, and Paraben Free - offering a clean, long-lasting burn that invites you to indulge in a little mischief.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Presumed Innoscent","offers":[{"title":"Small | Squat Jelly Jar | 3 oz","offer_id":47382943137844,"sku":"C-DP-JJ3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Medium | Black Tin | 5 oz","offer_id":47382943105076,"sku":"C-DP-BT5","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium | Jelly Jar | 6.5 oz","offer_id":47382943072308,"sku":"C-DP-JJ6","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large | Old Fashioned Glass | 8.4 oz","offer_id":47382943039540,"sku":"C-DP-OF8","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large | Double Old Fashioned Glass | 11 oz","offer_id":47382943006772,"sku":"C-DP-OF11","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"[CLEARANCE] Extra Large | Mayo Jar | 13.4 oz","offer_id":47417096667188,"sku":"C-DP-MJ13.4","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/4648\/4276\/files\/drug-possession-scented-candle-3313739.jpg?v=1768905673"},{"product_id":"adultery-scented-candle","title":"Adultery Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e Jasmine, Amber, Patchouli, Musk, Coconut, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-style: normal; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSuspect Description: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eMale, mid-40s, caught creeping home at dawn with lipstick on his collar and a whiff of perfume no husband should be wearing. Currently starring in a fault-based divorce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for a fun Valentine's Day gift, or to set the vibe for a romantic date night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese candles are hand-made in Falls Church, Virginia using a 100% natural all soy wax blend, cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils and dyes. 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